Bronto man... I leave for months and you're still here, equally as stupid as when I left

Self awareness is often a common subject when comparing the two. Though some animals also have the ability of self awareness (Orcas, Dolphins, Apes, etc), most can't recognize themselves in a mirror.

Not really an atheist, but more so agnostic. Unless I was under the influence of copious amounts of drugs or in the midst of a psychotic episode I would obviously have to change my view. But in all honesty though, it could happen and all I'd think would be "I really need to see a doctor for these hallucinations".

I can't argue that, it's a Canadian pastime.

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I believe you may be a leach on your system.

So people who don't speak English anger you, but here you are using benefits that you apparently don't need.

I hear knitting is a solid hobby.

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We get tax breaks and duty free goods, which you have to live on-reserve in most Provinces to obtain. I don't receive any benefits apart from being able to say I'm of aboriginal descent.

Again, likely a U.S.-Canada difference. Aboriginals are potentially the most racially discriminated group in Canada.

This may be a Canada exclusive thing, but in Alberta aboriginals are treated in the same sense as African Americans are in the U.S..

As awful as it is, people stereotype Aboriginals as leaches and drunks. Again, it might be exclusive to Canada as they aren't given the same benefits as in the U.S..

Excuse my lack of addiction to my computer screen, I have other obligations in life. Unlike some.

I'm of aboriginal descent and that is an outright lie. Aboriginals are subject to some of the worst racial discrimination of any minority groups.