SUN DEVILS

unethical. there are tons of children already living who need homes. the way humans view adoption today is seriously flawed. the amount of work and money decent people have to use to adopt today is outrageous. Money can motivate anything unethical. (@riotous)Just because they are receiving a hefty paycheck doesn't make it right. In fact, I argue it makes the situation MORE unethical.

only if you're a woman...

You are obviously not from Chicago. This was a local commercial for years... probably around 30 years. The man (who is now a cartoon) with the mustache created a bank of extra ads before he died. There were numerous holiday themed ones, some featuring local Chicago celebrities and sports stars. On occasion, when ordering Empire carpet back in the day, you would get signed Michael Jordan basketballs. Empire is in the top 200 brands in America and is the #1 Specialty Flooring Retailer in the U.S.
"HOW DARE YOU"
-adam carolla

500 years from now after humans have moved on to another planet, and aliens come to visit earth and do some digging for evidence of previous life. I am sure they will be confused by the skeletons of women they find with two round plastic bags on women's chests. "religious burial ceremony?" They will ask. or maybe, "floatation device?" But they will be wrong. The answer: a feeble attempt at self confidence. (I am however sympathetic to women who have had breast cancer.) In all other instances, stop lying to me, and yourself.

hands down... Kids in the Hall: brain candy

Surprised to see this one so close considering the DC roots on this site. I think that in itself proves Pac the winner.

It is an argument I have participated in since about 8th grade with various friends. Back then, I insisted tyson would come out victorious by virtue of him being insane. But I have changed my opinion. To me, Shaq's size makes any attempt by Tyson to get a punch in worthless. Lets try and think about each man as "in his prime."