Being alone is better IF AND ONLY IF you have cocaine. Otherwise, you should be in a relationship. Cocaine is more pleasurable than any relationship.

I am not a Libertarian, Republican, or Democrat.

I do not think that ANY political philosophy is 100% correct.

Ron Paul destroys Obama.

Dogs and cats both make a fucking mess. However, cats do not shit in your backyard and leave it for you to step on. Also, cats do not smell like shit. Dogs smell bad. Only messy people own dogs.

Addiction takes more than one use. You may really enjoy a drug after the first time and continue using it for fun until it is a real addiction.

Cocaine Hydrochloride is the king of drugs.

2nd place would be the lovely Oxycontin.

Honorable mentions include Caffeine, Alcohol, THC, Lexapro.

Worst drug is NICOTINE. This is a waste of your money and your time. Addictive potential to nicotine is stronger than oxycodone and cocaine. The pleasure of nicotine is only MILD. For the money and considering the addictive potential, nicotine is a WASTE OF YOUR TIME/LIFE/MONEY.

I prefer the high frame rate of Modern Warfare 3.

Some people complain that MW3 is too similar to MW2, but that is exactly why I like it. I would not want MW3 to be different. It is a winning and fun formula.

They should NOT be taught side-by-side in science class.

Creationism is RELIGION and not SCIENCE.

Intelligent design should be taught under "Religious Studies" (aka Comparative Religions). The class(es) should teach the history & philosophies of many popular religions throughout the world today and in the past.

Evolution should be taught under "Science".

Legalize all drugs.

Prohibition causes organized crime.

Addiction is a public health issue and not a criminal issue.

All marriage laws should be removed from government.

Straight marriage + Gay marriage = dumb.

Marriage is a personal commitment.

It should have nothing to do with the state.

Being homosexual is a mental disorder. People should NOT be discriminated against for ANY mental disorder. There is NOTHING wrong with being homosexual. Do you discriminate against depressed people?

If 2 people of the same sex are sexually attracted to each other, their brains are not functioning properly. This is obviously true and you would have to be brainwashed to not see this fact.

The best drug for suicidal depression is cocaine.

Cocaine is more effective than Lexapro, Prozac, Effexor, and Wellbutrin.

It works within 5 minutes. Pleasure can be compared to ultimate sexual gratification (3some with 2 hottest girls you've ever known) and it also clarifies the mind.

If you are seriously considering suicide, go to the doctor and get some anti-depressants. Your brain isn't working correctly if you want to kill yourself. If you need to feel better in less than 10 minutes, snort some coke.