when chuck norris goes swimming he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris i rest my case

every white man hates every black man every asian hates everey mexican its natural

i know people cant help it cause theyre born that way but its not natural and the purpose of life is to ensure the longevity of our race not to deny its extension and well being

•Water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'. A less impinging sense experience of water is that it is cold or warm, while visual experience tells us that it is green or blue or muddy or fast-flowing. We learn by experience that a sensation of wetness is associated with water: 'there must be a leak/I must have sat in something.'

all i have to say is that there is really NO way to prove that water is wet