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It all started when I joined the dark brotherhood, there I met Astrid. She was the most lickable women I ever encountered, but they betrayed her and burned her alive. Naturally, I murdered all of them and took over the dark brotherhood, then I resurrected Astrid so she could be my girlfriend. But sadly my resurrection spell isn't enough, her skin still has the consistency of overcooked bacon and she just isn't as lickable anymore. Any suggestions for how I can restore her to her lick-worthy self?