He's mad because I drank his blueberry smoothie. When I refused to pay for it he went in my fridge and took out a beer bottle then smashed the top off on the counter, literally poured it down his throat and all over his face then threatened to stick me with the pointy end if I didn't pay up. I hope he swallowed some glass shards.  It was at this point that I became super pissed and threw the toaster at his head. He ducked, made a strange hissing noise, and as the toaster smashed against the wall he stabbed for my abdomen. I jumped back, and distanced myself. He stood there and didn't persist, but I was now experiencing the kind of primal fury you experience when your life is threatened (especially when it's threatened by someone who was your friend five minutes ago) and in that moment I went insane and basically ran at him and did a flying axe kick at his face.  I don't really know how it happened but I got stabbed in the leg with the bottle and broke his nose in the process.

Mentally ill people DON'T conform to the norms of society.. That's what makes them mentally ill. -excon

Dogs are the natural moral superiors of human beings. I have met very few dogs, and no people who do not demonstrate the truth of this.Dogs love unconditionally, forgive unreservedly, and grant loyalty permanently.I don't trust people who don't like dogs (distinct from people who are afraid of dogs).I sure as hell don't trust people my dogs don't like.Any religion that includes the belief that dogs are unclean or evil is obviously and demonstrably a lying cult designed to weaken humanity and bring immorality and unkindness to reign over the earth -MarcusMoon