Hi Bronto.

Are you somehow under the impression, in this gleeful little fascist pseudo-reality in which you live, that anybody in their right mind should give a flying shit about how much business Starbucks does?

I don't care, you silly corporate dishcloth. In fact, I'd be glad if it happened, but the very fact that you have written it guarantees it to be a lie. Hence, you've managed to offend and disappoint me all in one go. Top job!!!

Capitalism does cause you some problems but is Capitalism working out for the people of England and the UK ?

No it isn't. We have the same rate of social mobility as Victorian Britain.

Nope.

But I'm on a mad chess run. I haven't lost a single game since I've been playing again, which is insane. I've gone over 15 games without a loss and I've been playing the computer too. There's another app I play on called LiveChess and people just leave when they think you've got them beat. Someone did that to me earlier and he or she wasn't even in that bad a position. He or she had been playing really well up until that point too, so it was stupid. There's something about chess which makes people afraid to lose.

Anyway, I've been playing the computer too, but only on a fairly low level. I started on 1000 (level 4) but then went up to 1200 (level 5) because it was too easy. 1200 is bloody hard man. I've beaten it about 3 or 4 times now but I couldn't do it with a clock. I have to sit there really thinking about what to do next.

Do you run the analysis at the end of games? Get this. Last night I beat the computer at level 5 and the analysis said I didn't make a single mistake. That's crazy because I've never actually learned anything from books or anything else. I just like playing. Just beat it again though and this time I didn't do so well. I played black. The analysis was:-

Excellent moves. White = 14. Black = 20.

Good moves. White = 2. Black = 4.

Inaccuracies. White = 12. Black = 5.

Mistakes. White = 2. Black = 2.

Blunders. White = 2. Black = 3.

Still not bad given that I made a mistake early on and thought it was gonna cost me the entire game.

How is SOCIALISM working in NORTH KOREA ?

How is capitalism working out in Zimbabwe there bro? Is inflation still at EIGHT BILLION percent?

ROFLMAO.

Shut up.

YEAH LIMEY everybody loves them some SOCIALISM now that is a winning plan !!!!!!! ROTFFLMMFAO !!

Yeah, I much prefer gaping inequality, homelessness, political corruption and being used as a workhorse to make somebody else rich. Good one.

I couldn't vote for a leftist if I lived 10 trillion years

It's lucky for us that you don't understand how many people flock to the left every time you open your stupid lying mouth.

assault weapons

OK, I'm done. If you're not even honest enough to address my comments then this is pointless. You might as well be having a conversation with yourself.

Nukes can now be fired without anyone flipping a switch

So let me just get this straight a minute.

Guns need someone to pull the trigger in order to work, therefore we should sell them to strangers in department stores???

Wtf? Are you literally an idiot?

Pellet guns are on the assault weapons ban list just updated today.

Tell us more about the thirteen years "defenceless law-abiding citizen" Jeffrey Dahmer spent legally buying guns, stumblebum.

Law abiding citizens are buying firearms from all department stores in America.

No, people who have not yet been caught and prosecuted for breaking the law are buying firearms from all department stores in America, you stumbling, irrational halfwit.

Why don't you remind us how long it took authorities to catch "law-abiding citizen" Jeffrey Dahmer?

It was THIRTEEN YEARS.

Guns do have the capability of firing with no one pulling the trigger. It is a magic trick.

Nukes too. Completely inanimate and have no capacity to fire themselves. Hence, you won't mind if we start selling them in shops to strangers, will you?

You're a total frigging idiot.

Guns do have the capability of firing with no one pulling the trigger. It is a magic trick.

If guns are harmless inanimate objects then how do they manage to kill over 40,000 people every year in your country you boring idiot? Are they firing themselves?

it is not an assault weapon as you might define it.

I haven't even mentioned "assault weapons" you rampaging halfwit. Stop trying to change the topic of conversation every time you write something stupid and I explain why it is stupid.

People are purchasing firearms at the likes of Target. That is a department store.

There is absolutely no reason why any law-abiding citizen should need a gun in a civilised society. Your country is corrupt and the only reason guns are still legal is because of the amount of money their sales generate.

Guns are inanimate objects.

Purposefully designed to facilitate the mass killing of humans.

You seem to have left that part out of your description, idiot.

If guns are harmless, inanimate objects, then you won't mind if we take them off the military then, will you?

Moron.

Walmart is the focus of your attention now.

People purchasing guns from department stores then using them to kill kids is the focus of my attention you pathetically stupid child.

Your typed response does not help with the H.R. 9

Your desperate attempts to deflect the topic of my response to "HR9" are pathetic. As per usual you are trying to control the narrative instead of addressing the problem.

Idiot.

Do criminals routinely go through background checks to purchase firearms.

HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID? I do not understand how it is even possible for you to be this stupid.

They are not a "criminal" until AFTER they use the gun they just legally bought to kill innocent people. Do you just have no idea of the direction in which time travels or something???

Shall you know the number of criminals that obey the law.

They obey the one which lets them buy guns in Walmart you brain-dead idiot.

Limey what are the details of Nanny and Chucky's H.R. 9 ?

Oh shut up you retard. You're literally THAT MUCH OF AN IMBECILE that you're supporting laws which give mass shooters free access to weapons capable of taking out an entire city block. You're a MORON, and the reason you can't understand that IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A MORON.

It is what is commonly referred to as a "Catch 22".

Instead of knee-jerk shrieking about "gun control"

Over 60,000 people get shot per year in your shithole country. If you think declaring that a problem is "kneejerk" then you're obviously a complete freaking moron, aren't you?

Nanny and Chucky should learn this - Making good people defenseless doesn't make bad people harmless.

Absolutely laughable. You need to learn that people are neither good nor bad, but a complicated mix of the two. Hollywood has rotted your brain to the point that you literally think like a child. In your stupid world everything must be either black or white because you outright deny the existence of grey.

Outlaw has been here for years using the N word. Why don't you ban him next time you come here if you're a real moderator and not a sissy.

He's banned me dozens of times, but never has he banned Outlaw despite the fact he uses the N word every other post.

I think that unless you treat everybody equally you have little right to be complaining.

I've never met a moderator yet who doesn't abuse their power based on their own personal preferences and/or alliances. Human beings just can't help themselves. Give them power and they will abuse it for their own ends.

In other words, cows have been farting for hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions of years

In other words, you're a fanatically stupid moron who is incapable of running a simple Google search and discovering cows come from a small group of oxen domesticated as early as 10,000 years ago. Since you are fanatically stupid you would sooner invent your own version of history in which cows have been around for "millions" of years.

millions of years later those fucking farts finally added up to climate change. Clown.

The only clown here is the one trying to argue with 97 percent of the worlds climatologists while being intellectually incapable of running a simple Google search.

Piss off you idiot.