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Earth would win.

Let's look at the scenarios.

Fire Vs. Earth - Earth doesn't burn, pile enough sand on the fire, it goes out.

Air Vs. Earth - Oooo air blows the earth around. Its still there. Earth causes the air to get all dusty and gross. Neither actually defeat each other.

Water Vs. Earth - They don't fight, they combine to become mud. Which is still earth. (Pour some water on your dirt, the water disappears and there is only mud left. Since mud is earth, it is still standing.

Earth is the champion!

I would stay alive for a long time. A year or two maybe. I would do anything I want, take peoples cars and take food and just go traveling. Eventually, I would be to overcome with depression. I couldnt stand being alone forever.... but assuming I could do whatever I wanted, I could handle it for a little while.

5 points

The way I view religion is... I just need proof.

I don't think any religion is specifically wrong... don't think any are right. I don't think that science is right.

Until I can see for myself what lies in the afterlife, I will not believe one way or the other.

Therefore, it is not worth it because I would most likely be wrong and that would be a waste of life... and very disappointing.

If I don't believe in anything without specifically turning away from anything, I figure things will turn out for the best.

Some kind of tiny few-celled beast will survive far longer than we.

I am agnostic, but have argued on behalf of god before. I can argue both points to prove to myself I understand the situation. Its a good thing.

No. Celebrate the spirit of giving, be generous, be merry, and just accept Santa as Jesus. :D

2 points

Stem cells. You can obtain them by abortion... which I am against.

But, using any other stem cell source to clone a human being is totally reasonable. We can finally solve so many questions. We need to at least try.

We can finally give more reasons why God is not real. We might as well try it! Think of the possibilities and the advantages that we could gain from it.

-2 points

Oh so where did eggs come from? Chickens? No.

Dinosaurs laid eggs, they were here before chickens. Egg wins.

I think that using the nuclear power we have now we could destroy the planet if we really wanted. Korea and Russia would help us get enough bomb-diggities that the world explodes.

2 points

Darwin's theory doesn't explain why the earth is here. That would be like... the big bang.

So the better theory? God.. I guess.

0 points

Barbie is far superior to GI JOE. She can entice him with her phat titties.

In all seriousness, I am arguing for the underdog. GI JOE promotes violence and war. Barbie just promotes being a doctor... or a vet.... or having a nice car... or whatever weird toyset she is in these days. All positive. Barbie is a better role model for kids.

Ignorant to believe?

For the purpose of this debate... its true. We are are mentally superior. Of course we oppressed you for years... we are better. That proves it.

The topic clearly states "witch"

A witch is a woman. An evil woman. So this topic must be about how women are evil.

Men are (on average) physically stronger... and smarter then women. We also get to live happy lives without bleeding once a month. Sure, women can control our minds... but we still reap the benefits. All in all, men are better.

Lots of people on this site can't spell. It's funny.

0 points

Steroids increase raw talent and strength. If team A doesnt want team B to kick the ball into their goal... they should take steroids so they can be good enough to stop it.

0 points

The whole purpose of a sport is to become as good as you can to defeat the opponent. If someone wants to take the risk of shrinking their 'nads to increase their muscle, by all means, let them! Steroids will increase performance, therefore increasing enjoyment of the crowd. All good things. If steroids aren't allowed, then I don't think work-out equipment should be allowed. Let them inhance their skills, its what sports is allll about.

2 points

First of all... this debate is hardly arguable. The all-powerful "God" that people believe can do anything. He can create a rock that he can't life... but as soon as he wants to lift it, he can. As long as he isn't attempting it, he can't move it. The power of God is infinite. This topic simply puts us in an unanswerable paradox.

But, he can make a rock that he cant lift... but he can change it to a rock he can lift whenever he wants.

Guilt > Punishment.

Regret is one of the most powerful motivators of all time. Punishments end after a while but guilt follows you. Even if you have no actual consequence, if you did something that bad, then your guilt will eat you alive. Punishment is always gone after a period of time.

5 points

Chuck Norris. How could he lose? Master Chief wouldn't stand a chance against an epic round-house kick to the face. Chuck Norris could shatter the earth. Master Chief could be anything, we have never seen his face. If Chuck can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head... if he can swim through land... (which he can), Then he has the power to defeat Master Chief.

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