Thor would show up and kick both their asses. Then he would grab a beer and fly back to Asgard.

If they feel offended because the government isn't endorsing their religion over all others, then maybe THEY should be the ones to get out of the country. Though, I doubt that the majority of Christians, Muslims or Jews really care what the pledge says.

I like Folk Metal, Power Metal, and Melodic Death Metal. Pretty much anything metal.

No, I haven't seen any GOOD evidence for his existence.

But even if he is proven to exist, I still wouldn't worship him.

If there's life on this planet, I don't see why there couldn't be life anywhere else.

A benevolent god wouldn't have created a place like Hell in the first place...

Christian dogmatic hypocrisy at it's finest.

But think about it this way... Do you really want all the Christians to follow all of that horseshit in their book that tells them to stone adulterers, kill witches, and treat women like property?

The meaning of life is what YOU make of it, there is no greater purpose.

Nah, I think I'll serve a God that ISN'T an egomaniacal jackass.

I would cure humanity, for it is the deadliest disease to ever plague the planet Earth.

You do know that "women" is plural right? You don't have "one women" you have "one woman".

Learn fucking English.

It's too bad that a lot of religious people despise change.

I don't see why it shouldn't be permitted. Seems to me that the only reason anyone has that it shouldn't be allowed is that the "bible says it" but if we are going to base all our laws off of what the bible says, shouldn't we also be stoning people for committing adultery, killing children for disrespecting their parents, and not allowing women to teach, speak, or even think for themselves?

Seems to me like the opposition should take some time to rethink their position, among other things.....

Evil

Because unlike in fictional stories.... In real life, evil wins out almost all the time....

Plus evil is just funner.

Jesus wanted to make the world a better place....

Hitler wanted to kill the Jews....

The world is a horrible horrible place....

Hitler did kill quite a large number of Jews...

See the point I'm making?

Everybody lies.... just like everybody dies....

You can't top my mad rhyming skills. :)

All the supposed Gods were just aliens who came here to have hawt alien sex with the earth women and then leave them with their hybrid babies because they didn't want to pay child support......

Beater? As in wife beater? I think the Republicans have a larger history of that.

I'm not even an Atheist, and I would collect my thoughts and then calmly tell God to "suck it". ROFLMFAO

I don't believe in Gods in the supernatural sense, mainly because I don't believe in the supernatural.

I think that all the supposed "Gods" throughout history were actually either Extraterrestrials, or Extra-dimensional beings, and that all the religions in the world today are just based on the interpretations of primitive humans who really didn't understand any of it themselves.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

That is all, good day.

Cthulhu will rise from the depths, bringing madness, destruction, and chaos upon the world. He will devour all of our souls, and leave the Earth barren and lifeless.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seeing as Cthulhu will eat both God and Satan's souls, I don't see the relevance of the question. But I will humor you.

If God created both Humanity and Satan, then he is in fact our brother.

The only way the answer could be no, is if God did not create both Humanity and Satan.

Why does it matter how we came to exist? We are nothing more than food for Great Cthulhu.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

IA! IA!

Anyone who even thinks about degrading another human being should be slaughtered like the mongrel dog that they are, and their corpse should be mutilated and hung from a tree.

On a different note, "slaughtered" is a funny word. :)

Breakfast is served. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I think that the Earth warms and cools naturally, whether or not we do anything.

I believe in a God(s), but chances are that it isn't YOUR GOD.

You see, in the time between the Old and New Testaments, God was smoking a LOT of pot. XD

God will forgive Satan exactly 5 seconds before Team Asgard shows up, and Thor beats both of them to death with his hammer.

You have to love the Norse. :)

Screw Heaven and Hell, I'm going to Asgard when I die. Free beer, free food, what's not to love? :)

It does not matter what name you call your God by, for nothing can save you from Great Cthulhu when he rises from the depths and devours the souls of man!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAHAAHAAAAAA!

It took God 6 days to create the Earth; However, it only took Chuck Norris 6 seconds to create God.

It's not bigoted, but anyone who says something like that should have their head examined, and probably be put in an insane asylum for a while.

I think it would be much better for our society if we just sent them somewhere far away, like a desert island, surrounded by explosive mines, and bloodthirsty sharks.

Well, The Devil just does that for a living, it doesn't define him. He is a good person for inventing everything that makes the world worth living in. Let's face it, without Satan, the world would be a boring place. There wouldn't be any good music, violent video games, or decent TV.

We should also thank the serpent that tricked Eve, without him, we'd still be running around naked in some jungle.

You do have a point, it isn't really fair to resurrect yourself three days later is it?

They shouldn't intervene at all in the lives of citizens, they are the citizens' lives after all.

Yeah, considering we tortured, beat, and then nailed his son to a piece of wood.... I think we're about even.

Ugh, your contradict yourself here. If they are born gay, then they cannot just "become" straight.

No, The purpose of life is to die. After all, death is the one thing all living things seem to have in common.

Humans are the most dangerous thing on earth, our purpose seems to be to destroy everything(including ourselves).

Sure, I will. After I get finished burying them in the woods.

Well, considering the fact that just about every religion in the world is practiced by people in the U.S we should actually replace "In God We Trust" with "In God, Allah, Buddha, Odin, Thor, Loki, Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Cthulhu, Yog-Sothoth, Azathoth, Ra, Anubis, Osiris, and Set We Trust" or something along those lines. or we could just say "In Every God We Trust".

I'd put the old lady in my trunk, let my friend sit in the passenger seat, and my partner could sit in my lap...... XD

The power to destroy the universe.................. What?

Chuck Norris created humans SO that they could annoy him SO that he could kill them......

Not punished by law per se, but there should be a law that allows us to legally smack them over the head. :)