Stop spamming me and sending me inappropriate messages

I tell them the truth.

Not really appropriate.

That's it, son. If you try hard to get more points they'll come to you.

( SMACK )

David, that is messed up.

Here are your cookies, though.

Is it, though? Is it?

I love you, son.

Excuse me! Do I detect some mock sarcasm intended to insult my age or appearance?

Now, then, don't be disrespectful.

As long as everything is nice and appropriate.

As long as Kes isn't male or Billy will go to hell. When I was your age we wouldn't make such mistakes as to put "this is should". A good ol' beating, that's what I always say, innit?

Now then, little children, don't eat too many burgers or you will grow exponentially.

Yo mamma jokes aren't suitable, but feel free to enter them here.

To settle your disputes, children, it is okay. God will forgive, don't annoy one another. Obey your elders.

I love all of my children, hehehe.

I'll do it - give me a few hours.

Good place to deal with bodies you don't want people to find; thans, Joe!e

Srom is religious.

Yeah, why did you do that?

But he'd love Srom.

RandomDude !

He'll need a reclining chair and a visit to Tesco for the stationery required.

What does DV mean?

He's had counselling since then; he loves you all now.