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I'm just going to benefit from herd immunity once the vaccine does its thing on everyone else.

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I always wondered how that was done. I suspected it had something to do with using the mobile version, so looks like I was completely on the wrong track.

It took you this long to figure out something I discovered 3 years ago even though you've been using this site longer than me because you are less intelligent than me.

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The answer to this is actually quite elementary. A survival instinct is extremely helpful to survival, and not having one is directly detrimental to survival, therefore lifeforms with a survival instinct tend to survive (and therefore exist) more than the ones without. Hence, it is a given that most life in the universe probably develops a survival instinct or dies out. Due to the extreme obviousness of this, one could also safely assume that you are retarded in all likelihood.

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I'm a simpleton's bane

I'll have a Burrito crippled, in pain

slit all his veins

then feast on his liver, nipples and brain

I'm a little insane

insane and stupid isn't the same

Nom is both, I'm convinced of the claim

that Nom is worth less than piss in the rain

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It doesn't suck to be me due to the fact that I am better than you and you are too much of a pussy to prove me wrong.

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Are you afraid to have a match right now and publicly post whatever the results are? Because I'm not.

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If I stuck to my own level I wouldn't have passed yours. Now I have a new level .

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What is also true for all eternity is that I have actually improved a lot lately and you have not improved at all. I bet I would beat you now.

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I have seen him on youtube. He is elderly .

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None of that disproves his age. .

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You know something Nom, I think Joe may be around the same age or older than AlofRI. You should really respect your elders. Wasn't it you who argued that Al must be inherently wise due to age and should be respected simply for being older than me no matter how stupid what he says may be? Why does this not apply to Joe? Oh, I get it. It's because you're a hypocrite.

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I'm afraid Nom only has eyes for me. He literally has weird BDSM fantasies about squeezing my balls, which is creepy but what do you expect from a guy like him?

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my only point of leverage was that I had your testicles trapped in a metal vice

Do you think about my testicles often?

Only in your dreams would you have any leverage over me, puss boi.

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You have both been naughty noodles. Now kiss and make up before you force me into a position where I must soak you in boiling water for 5 minutes, strain and apply sauce.

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I have done nothing wrong

Jesus told me you use bad words and practice witch craft. That is pretty bad.

you don't have the right

Sorry but rights come from God and God doesn't like you because he voted for Joe Biden and you voted for Trump.

This debate is a joke, just like yyou.

What is a joke is that you are like 40 years old and still haven't figured out how to use commas.

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I don't like Nom very much, but I do agree with him about you worshipping Satan. Only a nasty devil worshipper would make such an unchristly debate. Jesus is offended by your language and asked me to let you know on his behalf.

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The reason why I should not and do not do that is precisely because nobody cares, nobody cares about actually evaluating things based on reason and evidence and forming their outlook based on those evaluations. If you say anything on this website in the hopes of changing someone's mind or learning something new then by default you are wasting your time because this site is full of nothing but idealogues and pseudo-intellectual idiots. That is why I have come to the logically justified conclusion that I should only come here to troll and be a dick to people or entertain a "debate" just to pass the time.

You seem to have come to a similar conclusion, only your answer is to make silly jokes all day. Let me tell you something buddy, I am a different breed of troll. I am going to cover you in egg batter and roll you through a field bread crumbs then squeeze you through a plastic tube.

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Thank you for your wisdom, please enlighten us some more ;)

Trump is directly adjacent to Hitler on the political spectrum.

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Disclaimer: this debate is intended for comedic purposes only. If you lack a sense of humor, please don't respond ;)

Maybe you wouldn't be as much of a fucking retard if you actually took something seriously for once in your life and dedicated your efforts to figuring out what the truth is instead of figuring out ways to annoy people and make jokes.

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Fuck no he can't. Anyone who thinks he can is a sloppy blow hole mechanism. At least he won't blow holes in America's ability to make progress to the extent that Trump did, but he still is just another center-right mainline democrat who would consent to getting multi-angularly gang banged by 500 simultaneous horny lobbyists.

I also would like to take this opportunity to call you a retard. Not because you have offended me with your retardation today, but simply because you have offended me with it enough in the past for your entire existence to become offensive.

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They could have left the word "gay" out of the title and still have gotten the message out that they tricked them and the joke would have still worked.

But why would they need to? So that a stupid and dishonorable conservative such as yourself won't be able to misrepresent it?

As far as who did it..., if it quaks like a duck and walks like a duck, then...

That's just the thing though, you have literally no reason to assume that "liberal" is their ideology. They are probably on the left and very well COULD be liberal, but you are literally just assuming they are because you seem to use "liberal" as a catch-all phrase for leftists which suggests you don't realize there are more than two ideologies in existence. You are the same type of person that calls Joe Biden or Obama a "socialist" which is utterly ridiculous.

But hey, you believe what you want to believe.

I don't have beliefs. I have facts, theories and hypotheses.

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Why are liberals using the word "gay" as a derogatory term?

First of all, the people behind this are not doing what you suggest. The joke is that they have tricked Trump supporters into joining a group of gay communists, not that they are gay and therefore bad. Second, how do you know that the people behind it are liberals? Do you think that conservative freedom lover and liberal commie are the only ideologies that exist like many other Americans seem to think or are you aware that liberals are as different from commies as conservatives are from freedom lovers?

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Yes, they are all equally barmy.

Some religions are more retarded than others. Especially since I could technically make one up just to make it as ridiculous as possible and prove my point. I will call the religion barmism, its central tenet is the belief that you will go to hell if you don't baptize your tongue by sticking it in your own butt hole.

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I am a centrist Republican

Cool, I am a left wing conservative.


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