Three girls were sitting at a bar. One girl had brunette hair, one had red hair, and the other had green hair. A man walks up to them and asks them if they died their hair, eyeing the green haired girl. The brunette runs her hand through her hair and replies," It's all natural." The red head takes her hand, runs it through her hair and says," It's all natural." The green haired girl sneezes on her hand, runs it through her slimy hair and says, "it's all natural."
(Let me assure you, this is NOT an offensive blond joke)
3 blonds were walking through a dessert and fortunately, they came across a genie lamp. All three rubbed the lamp and a genie came out. He said," because there are 3 if you and 3 wishes, I will grant you each 1 wish." He pointed to the first blond and asks what she would like. She responds," I'm tired of people doing things for me ALL the time. I wish I was 3 times as smart as I am." She turned into a brunette.
The genie asks what the 2nd blond wants and she replies, "I'm also tired of people doing things for me. I work I was 4 times as smart as I was." She turned into a ginger. The last blond jumps up and dats," I love people doing things for me. I wish I was 3 times dummer than I was." And she turns into a man.
NOT funny enough? Ok, I got a ton more jokes up my dleve.
Big hands and a small phone are a good combination, let me tell you that. My inccorect spelling is either done on purpose, or accident because my cursed hands are to big to type correctly on this phone. As for my incorrect grammar, I do not care to pay attention to that.
As I believe teachers should get paid more than they do, RedForEd is a bad way to solve this. With TUSD closed(it has been ever since this started) it is especially getting out of hand. Teachers should get paid more, but throwing a fit to get what you want is not how it should be solved. I get it if it were for one day, but it has gone too far and way out of hand. Thank you to the teachers that care to continue their jobs at school and don't throw fits about your pay!!!
I would like to mention that I am the funniest person anyone could know, if they cared to get to know me. My jokes are very often laughed at within the few people who listen to my jokes.
Agreeing with the fact that I am often bullied and respond as being a bully, I will say that my violent actions do seem to make the name calling and such to stop for a day or two by that particular person.
As there are things I do not like being called, there are also things that I do not mind being called, but I indeed take action for being called that name. I also take action for ginger jokes that are not rude and do not hurt me, but I do it for the more sensitive gingers out theer(taking my little bro for example, who is VERY sensitive).
Things you say, I do get, and today I have made 2 more friends. Once people get to know me and why I do certain things, they apologize for being so rude. The 2 people were aghast to hear that my father dies when I was about 6 and they started to say things along the lines of their grandpa's died, their aunt has cancer and so fourth. We then got to know eachother.
Oh, trust me, if you know everything ything about physics then pleasd do tell me what a flattened sphere is. I litteraly makes no sense whatsoever. What you,sir, a refreshing to is a circle. You are telling me that a circle moves around the sun???
Let it go!Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore! Let it go! Let it go! Turn away and slam the door! I don't care what their going to say! Let the storm reign ooooonnnnn! TheMask never bothered me anyway.
I think I may have screwed up on that last part... I hate that song... I just want you to read that carefully tho
Retard? I would like to point out that i am an active member in National Honers Society. I would rather not here over an utterly disgraceful chagrin accelerate like you. I have better things to do than pay attention to a vermin and hoodlum like you.
Lemme get something straight. It doesn't offend me. It angers and saddens me.
I get some things as to be a joke, but other things have a meaning to them. I laugh off most things and then teach the person who said such a thing a lesson. I am feared in my class because of my violent actions, but also the most bullies person in my class. I k ow somethings are just jokes, but they are bad jokes to tell. Just like blond jokes.
