3 guys not including a pilot were on a plane. There was a plumber, a plumer, and a Marine
The pilot announced that the planes was getting to heavy. The plumber threw down a wrench. The plumer threw down a plum. The marine threw down a bomb.
When they got off the plane, the plumber saw a boy crying, he asked, "Why are you crying."
The boy replied, "My dad got hit by a wrench."
The plumer saw a boy crying. He asked and they boy replied, "my dad got hit by a plum.
When the Marine got off, he saw a boy laughing. He asked why.
The boy replied, " when my mom farted the house went KABOOM!!!