If my demise is eminent, then I want to go down in flames! I don't want to feel it! Just blow me to pieces and with the tenacious impact of smashing against the ground, tree, or water.

The fall of Burker King? Is this like the fall of Barry Bonds? Oh, wait, no, Burger King has nothing to do with steroids, or even sports for that matter. Nonetheless, the Burger "King" himself is a little erratic. Y'know how much energy that guy rocks on a day to day basis? He emanates energy like the New York Yankees emanate 50 million dollar contracts! His dancing around, his steady control over the plate that wields the Whopper. The fall of Burger King is long away -- the real debate is whether or not the fall of the "King" himself could be noted as a caveat. The taciturn, energetic advocate of Burger King is freakin' crazy.