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Debate Score:12
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A list of AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A  FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

 

Please feel free to add your own AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES down below.

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I have some friends coming over later today for dinner. I can't wait to try out number one above and get back to you guys about my results ;)

MdmX(1) Disputed
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Re: #7. "IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM."

Why do you need a hammer if you have duct tape?

Duct tape and WD-40 only solve problems that deal with movement or lack thereof. Hammers deal with fitting problems ;)

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If you have a tooth ache, smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the tooth!

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I'm glad you're not my dentist.

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LOL!! I'd be gentle ;) !

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1.Ladies really shouldn't bitch about findng the toilet seat up. From my experience, it's proof that he bothered to first lift it.

2. Protect your make-up: don't leave it in the bathroom. When a guy locks the bathroom door and spends too long in there, he's either masturbating or trying on your make-up (or both).

----I have lots more.