Air Balloon Dilemma.
There are 1.43 billion Chinamen in China. Every one of them expel methane gas. They realize this and are working harder than the U.S. to reduce the problem.
Why then can't we toss OUR Chinaman over the side to reduce gas emissions …. since OURS seems to have an above normal supply, seemingly twice the norm? That would give the rest of us more clean air to breath ….. as well as lighten the load. ;-)
That is a rational and well thought out reason for the disposal of one piece of insignificant, excess weight.
So, it's over the side with the man with the slanty eyes and the rest of us will all soar way above the menacing mountain and out of danger.
Wing Wang Woo won't be happy, but c'est la vie, ou deces.