I own a few guns, I've owned guns all my life. As a kid, I was a pheasant hunting fanatic and elk hunter and ground squirrel murderer. I feel bad about the ground squirrels, I killed a lot of them, uh oh, I forgot about rabbits. Ok, I think you get the picture, I was a turd.

Here's my claim: There's no way in hell that any any civilian needs to have high capacity magazines or assault style weapons.

If some asshole claims he's such a bad shot that he needs a 30 round clip to kill a deer, get that fucking weapon away from him as soon as humanly possible.

There is no excuse to have a gun like that. Those guns are meant to do one thing - to kill humans. They were designed and built to do one thing, spray a lot of bullets toward human beings.

Let me pretend for the sake of the argument that I’m a legislator. I’ve drafted a bill and am putting it forward for a vote.

I maintain that the meaning of the Second Amendment has been distorted so much that it’s implementation is completely wrong. Gun nuts only quote PART of the Second Amendment and that part is this: “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed”. Oddly enough, the first part of the Second Amendment is almost never quoted. Of course, the reason for that is because when read in its entirety, the Second Amendment is a very different thing than it is currently perceived and practiced to be. As it is now, no one is required to belong to a well regulated militia in order to be allowed to bear Arms. I’d change that. I’d require membership in a “well regulated Militia” for anyone who wishes to be allowed to bear arms.

Of course, ‘well regulated’ means Federally regulated.

Here's the second Amendment in it’s entirety, there really isn't much to it: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed

That's it, short and sweet. Where in that amendment does it say the Arms in question should be able to spray bullets, thirty at a time?

The Second Amendment was written in the era of the muzzleloading musket. The time has come to honor the Constitution and the Founders of our country who created the Second Amendment, by doing exactly what it says. It's not complicated, just do what the Second Amendment says, word by word.

This would be the first draft of my bill:

1. Restrict ownership of Arms to those people who belong to a United States Federal Government well regulated Militia

2. Since the Second Amendment was written in the era of the muzzleloader, the Arms in question will be muzzleloading muskets because the founders could never have envisioned that a single man could hold in his two hands the firepower of an entire company of Federal soldiers as they were Armed at the time the Second Amendment was written. Original intenet.

3. Those civilians who become members of a federally well regulated militia will be able to carry as many as three muzzleloading muskets at any one time. (they’re very heavy)

After that bill becomes the law of the land it would be time to negotiate towards a more reasonable position where hunters could own normal hunting firearms but the assault weapons and simi-automatic hand guns for civilians would be gone forever.

Most people would consider my plan draconian, I do, but if that's what it takes to separate these clowns from military weapons so be it.

That’s what would happen if it were up to me. Essentially, I’d take all of their guns.

That’s pretty far from where we are now, where we have heavily armed goons dressed up like swat team members threatening to storm the nation’s Capital building again and mentally deranged psychopaths who can easily buy military weapons and walk into a school or a church or a grocery store and spray bullets.

That’s my big fuck you to cowardly idiots who have to have weapons of mass destruction under their beds in order to feel safe enough to sleep at night.

I'm gonna take Noms position on this one. This Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa wouldn't have had to arm himself for the shooting if cops and everyone did have access to their own guns. It's just an escalation. The gunman needed the Assault o Rama 15 to defend against the possibility of assaultive "defense" by his victims.

As it is though, no one in the store had a gun. Which is definitely a good thing. We don't want people walking around thinking it's ok to carry a hidden gun in a grocery store. Those people are twisted. Guns are meant to kill people and that's what they make people want to do.

Knives, on the other hand, are basic kitchen tools. They don't make people feel stabby. If someone in the store would have had a knife, it wouldn't have been to difficult to get within 21 feet of the shooter, which would render his guns completely useless. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that the evil cop who was killed was probably stupid enough to bring a gun to a gun fight. The rest of the cops probably have Nom level expertise and came with knives to the gun fight. When the shooter realized his guns were completely useless against the cop knives, he gave up. It's pretty clear from this situation that the US and the World would be infinitely better of if the number of guns in the US was infinitely small.

Now doesn't take this next position, but I think we need to address the white supremacy of the situation. It seemed like a simple white supremacists shooting at first. But it turns out to be more complicated then that. Ahmed's family immigrated from Syria. Ahmed was bullied for having a girls name (Alissa), which is white supremacy. So it was white supremacy that drove him crazy enough to kill all those white folks.

But all that racial thinking made me realize that Nom hasn't used the ongoing mass death in Chicago as a call from arms. 116 killed there just this year. Those victims are mostly black, so Nom doesn't care. But as soon as white people start dying, well then we all need to pay attention, mourn the victims, and (most importantly) take away all the guns from all the people who never kill people.

That's just typical racist Nom being super racist. When a super racist ant-semite happens to be a raging screamo Marxist, you're dealing with a Nazi. Nomzi.

Due to your obtuseness and arrogance you will never, but never be able to comprehend the eye-watering high level of your hypocrisy.

Try hard you thick shit, to consider what you just stated;- ''I owed guns and always did'';- but no one should own a gun which doesn't conform to my specification.

''I used to hunt Elk''; what a shame the Elk didn't have a gun.

Do you in your wildest dreams honestly believe that any sane person would waste their time reading all that self-indulgent shit you posted?

No one of any substance gives a shit about you, not here in the virtual world or in real life.

Do you still have guns? if you do then go and shoot yourself and give us all a break.

Dying of cancer takes too long.