C: I wouldn't bother with him he is just a fraud.

A: Fruads are to be confronted so they don't lead people astray

Q: So animals go to hell?

A: You are not really curious about that

Indeed I am. If I do decide to repent, and pave my way to heaven so I can cherish the afterlife with my loved ones, I'd want my loved pets, to have a ticket as well.

Q:What is love?

A: caring about one anothers well being

Something pets, like goldfish, snakes, gerbils, and other smaller creatures can't do.

Q: I haven't seen anything.

A: You made a false statement there

You mean your son's face on the quesadilla? My bad I saw that.

Q: So basically he doesn't care.

A: You cannot choose good over evil without evil. I care what you choose, but I leave your choices up to you.

Well then this draws me back to another debate I saw. In Heaven, a place rumoured to be perfect, do we have free will? Because if we do, what's preventing Heaven from turning into another Earth full of evil and sin.

Q: Job is true tale, or is the bible full of lies?

A: Your bible contains many lies. Pray to me and I will help you clean it up.

Why don't you just come down here and fix it, your omnipotence.

Q: So your religion too is false, got it.

A: You shouldn't be so satisfied with your understanding because it is not free from falsehood. Your idiocy is not less dangerous than those you enjoy ridiculing.

if those I enjoy ridiculing are telling me things I can prove to be false, I'll relish in it.

Q: We are in control of our tastes? I think not. I never decided to like the taste of chocolate, I just do.

A: Change your mind about that

Just do? How am I supposed to just do? Addiction, something people often have with chocolate, is a very real problem people have that goes a step beyond what I have with chocolate. I can stop eating it, but people addicted to it, they can't.

C: I didn't choose to not like how fire feels, yet I don't and that's why I don't touch it.

A: Despite what you say, there are situations that you can put yourself in where you would be desperately longing to feel fire, and the mere sight of chocolate would turn your stomach.

Then why not make these situations where we long for fire's evil touch to not exist. Why not make these things that feel good, but are considered sins be disgusting to us as the norm?

C: I just know what I hear from the bible.

A: What you have said is a lie, but verily I say unto you that you should make improvements to this book that you have let shape your thoughts about me.

Yea I'll improve the book. I'll tear out all the things I disagree with and I'll add a few pages of things I don't people to do. Oh wait, that was already done.

C: Gay people are born that way.

A: Sexual attraction is cultivated like other tastes, and contrary to your misinformed opinion, newborns do not experience it.

Did you not shape the sciences that lead to the conclusions that assured humanity that sexuality is indeed a characteristic one is born with?

Q: If I'm an ungrateful prick, what does that say for my creator?

A: I am patient

I was addressing the "made in his image" issue, or was that another rumour?

C: So is this another rumour of the bible your scribes wrote? That we don't need to praise you.

A: You will serve me or an idol you create. What you need to do is choose. When you become dissatisfied with what the lesser gods have to offer I'll be waiting.

Now it's your turn to make a false statement. I serve nothing.

Q: Why don't you write the Bible yourself

A: I inspire people to write all the time, go pick out what to keep in your collection and stop complaining about the collections that other people find inspiring. If you do this I will make you a prophet and give you a sexy gay lover :)

So homosexuality is not a sin? Is this another one of the misinterpretations of the bible, what else can we be sure is not what the bible says it is? Do you even exist as it says you do?

Q:I mean you did come preach to the people personally through Jesus right? Oh no wait, another rumour?

A: Him and I had a good relationship, but he has been terribly misrepresented, just so you know. I will be happy to clear things up for you if you pray and fast.

Since reading the last set of answers I've been praying and guess what I heard. Nada? The rain outside my house, the fan in my room, and my own thoughts telling me what an idiot I am for asking my imaginary friend for some imaginary answers,, but I digress. Tell your overlord to send me some answers I'll pray a bit longer.

lol great job proving you are just a fraud an all knowing god would of know that wasn't my first post.

troll harder.

hey troll isn't it a sin to impersonate your imaginary friend?