CreateDebate


Debate Info

11
6
Arsenal, you genius! The Bible is rubbish
Debate Score:17
Arguments:18
Total Votes:19
More Stats

Argument Ratio

side graph
 
 Arsenal, you genius! (10)
 
 The Bible is rubbish (5)

Debate Creator

Arsenal(220) pic



Bible should be renamed Holy Contradictions, Batman! LOL

Title says it all, mates. How can Creationists think their God could be intelligent enough to create an entire universe when he can't even edit a book of it's uncountable mistakes, contradictions, and fallacies?

I humbly offer a partial list. But..LOL..Even this partial one is so long I need to paste it below, since it won't fit here!


Arsenal, you genius!

Side Score: 11
VS.

The Bible is rubbish

Side Score: 6
1 point

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.

GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.

GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.

GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.

GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before animals were created.

GE 1:26 Man is to have dominion over fish, birds, cattle, and all wild animals, yet--

GE 2:15-17 It is wrong to be able to tell good from evil, right from wrong.

GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.

GE 2:7, 21-22 Man was created first, woman sometime later.

GE 1:28 God encourages reproduction.

LE 12:1-8 God requires purification rites following childbirth which, in effect, makes childbirth a sin. (Note: The period for purification following the birth of a daughter is twice that for a son.)

GE 1:31 God was pleased with his creation.

GE 6:5-6 God was not pleased with his creation.

(Note: That God should be displeased is inconsistent with the concept of omniscience as well as with the fact that God allegedly does not change his mind: NU 23:19-20, 1SA 15:29, JA 1:17.)

GE 2:4, 4:26, 12:8, 22:14-16, 26:25 God was already known as "the Lord" (Jahveh or Jehovah) much earlier than the time of Moses.

EX 6:2-3 God was first known as "the Lord" (Jahveh or Jehovah) at the time of the Egyptian Bondage, during the life of Moses.

GE 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden fruit.

GE 5:5 Adam lived 930 years.

GE 2:15-17, 3:4-6 It is wrong to want to be able to tell good from evil.

HE 5:13-14 It is immature to be unable to tell good from evil.

GE 4:4-5 God prefers Abel's offering and has no regard for Cain's.

2CH 19:7, AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all alike.

GE 4:9 God asks Cain where his brother Able is.

PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is hidden from his view.

GE 4:15, DT 32:19-27, IS 34:8 God is a vengeful god.

EX 15:3, IS 42:13, HE 12:29 God is a warrior. God is a consuming fire.

EX 20:5, 34:14, DT 4:24, 5:9, 6:15, 29:20, 32:21 God is a jealous god.

LE 26:7-8, NU 31:17-18, DT 20:16-17, JS 10:40, JG 14:19, EZ 9:5-7 The Spirit of God is (sometimes) murder and killing.

NU 25:3-4, DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21, PS 7:11, 78:49, JE 4:8, 17:4, 32:30-31, ZP 2:2 God is angry. His anger is sometimes fierce.

2SA 22:7-8 (KJV) "I called to the Lord; ... he heard my voice; ... The earth trembled and quaked, ... because he was angry. Smoke came from his nostrils. Consuming fire came from his mouth, burning coals blazed out of it."

EZ 6:12, NA 1:2, 6 God is jealous and furious. He reserves wrath for, and takes revenge on, his enemies. "... who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? His fury is poured out like fire, and rocks are thrown down by him."

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
1 point

Bwahahahahahhahahah! Birds came before man in Darwinian theory! LMAO. You lost your own debate by defeating? Yourself. That's rich.

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
Arsenal(220) Clarified
1 point

I am talking about the biblical contradictions, genius.

Yes, birds came before homo sapiens. But we all descended from a common ancestor. And it was microbial in nature.

Fish, reptiles, mammals, primates, all preceded homo sapien.

We are the last out of 27 different dub species of the genus homo.

Homo erectus, homo habilis, Neanderthalis...They all preceded us.

Homo sapiens have only been around for a couple hundred thousand years.

We branched off from the great apes about 6 Mya.

Guess what, genius? We have all the transitional fossils we need to prove this.

And, FYI, there is no such thing as the missing Link, as you godists like to claim.

Google transitional fossils and see the list. Thousands!

Evolution had never been proven wrong. It had passed all tests thrown at it. The evidence mounts every year.

You're really bad at this, bro.

All you do is post straw man arguments. Do you even know what that is?

Be honest. Are you really about 14 like you sound?

LOL

Bugger off now, mate. Your mum's got dinner for you upstairs!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listoftransitional_fossils

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
1 point

And I quote:

GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
1 point

And none of these were examples of contradictions. They were examples of what Inferno/Cartman doesn't like about God. Bwahahahhahahahahahaahhahahah! The amateurs have come out in force.

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
1 point

GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.

Bwahahahahahhahahahahhaha! You're right. Men obviously came before animals....

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
Arsenal(220) Disputed
1 point

You obviously didn't understand my list of contradictions.

Read them in order, genius.

And see how the following ones contradict the preceding ones.

Sheesh!

Moron.

Mommy calling you!

Side: The Bible is rubbish
1 point

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.

Bwahahhahahahhahahah! None of the mentioned verses say that man came before plants. Well, now that you have completely embarrassed your pseudo identity's reputation...

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
1 point

GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.

None of these verses even mention when birds were created. Bwahahahhahahahaa. I needed a good laugh.

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
Arsenal(220) Disputed
1 point

Are you retarded?

You're just pasting more contradictions from your Bible.

Making my point.

You truly suck at debating.

Side: The Bible is rubbish
1 point

Bronto snickers at Cartman/Arsenal's feeble attempt at debate and scampers off into the sunset grinning like Donkey from Shrek.

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
Grenache(6053) Clarified
1 point

Sorry, because I see you've been banned and now can't reply, so feel free to bring this up with me separately elsewhere, but... Seriously, you're talking third person about yourself. In fact you're sounding a little bit like the groundskeeper in Caddy Shack. Get a grip man.

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
1 point

Bronto runs upstairs and asks mommy to out a bandaid on his arse and also kiss it and make his bum all better, since he got buggered but good in this debate. He even made my points for me!!!

Thanks, wanker!

Cheers!

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
1 point

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.

GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.

GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.

GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.

GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before animals were created.

GE 1:26 Man is to have dominion over fish, birds, cattle, and all wild animals, yet--

GE 2:15-17 It is wrong to be able to tell good from evil, right from wrong.

GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.

GE 2:7, 21-22 Man was created first, woman sometime later.

GE 1:28 God encourages reproduction.

LE 12:1-8 God requires purification rites following childbirth which, in effect, makes childbirth a sin. (Note: The period for purification following the birth of a daughter is twice that for a son.)

GE 1:31 God was pleased with his creation.

GE 6:5-6 God was not pleased with his creation.

(Note: That God should be displeased is inconsistent with the concept of omniscience as well as with the fact that God allegedly does not change his mind: NU 23:19-20, 1SA 15:29, JA 1:17.)

GE 2:4, 4:26, 12:8, 22:14-16, 26:25 God was already known as "the Lord" (Jahveh or Jehovah) much earlier than the time of Moses.

EX 6:2-3 God was first known as "the Lord" (Jahveh or Jehovah) at the time of the Egyptian Bondage, during the life of Moses.

GE 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden fruit.

GE 5:5 Adam lived 930 years.

GE 2:15-17, 3:4-6 It is wrong to want to be able to tell good from evil.

HE 5:13-14 It is immature to be unable to tell good from evil.

GE 4:4-5 God prefers Abel's offering and has no regard for Cain's.

2CH 19:7, AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all alike.

GE 4:9 God asks Cain where his brother Able is.

PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is hidden from his view.

GE 4:15, DT 32:19-27, IS 34:8 God is a vengeful god.

EX 15:3, IS 42:13, HE 12:29 God is a warrior. God is a consuming fire.

EX 20:5, 34:14, DT 4:24, 5:9, 6:15, 29:20, 32:21 God is a jealous god.

LE 26:7-8, NU 31:17-18, DT 20:16-17, JS 10:40, JG 14:19, EZ 9:5-7 The Spirit of God is (sometimes) murder and killing.

NU 25:3-4, DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21, PS 7:11, 78:49, JE 4:8, 17:4, 32:30-31, ZP 2:2 God is angry. His anger is sometimes fierce.

2SA 22:7-8 (KJV) "I called to the Lord; ... he heard my voice; ... The earth trembled and quaked, ... because he was angry. Smoke came from his nostrils. Consuming fire came from his mouth, burning coals blazed out of it."

EZ 6:12, NA 1:2, 6 God is jealous and furious. He reserves wrath for, and takes revenge on, his enemies. "... who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? His fury is poured out like fire, and rocks are thrown down by him."

Side: The Bible is rubbish
LittleMisfit(1745) Clarified
0 points

but you're taking it out of context...or misinterpreting it....or you've been blinded by the devil...or it's just a metaphor...or we just don't understand god's mysterious ways...or so and so apologist can do some really impressive mental gymnastics to make it not a contradiction. ;)

Side: Arsenal, you genius!
Side: The Bible is rubbish

And that's only the direct part.

I've pointed out their theological contradictions in almost everything that earns them points from people. (In other words, most of their popular statements are BS.)

Side: The Bible is rubbish