On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns. The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.
One day a blond gets tired of the blond jokes and decides to change her hair color to a brunette, before she goes on vacation. With a new hair color she embarks on her trip. A rental car at her disposal, she drives through the countryside. Here she is stopped by a farmer with a herd of sheep crossing the road. She chats with farmer while the sheep are crossing and decides she must have one of the sheep. The farmer says if you can guess how many sheep I have, I will give you one. She rattles off a number and to the surprise of the farmer it was correct. The farmer said, you can have any one you choose. She thinks for a while and picks one. The farmer says, Lady if can guess your nature hair color, can I have my dog back.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are doing trust exercises with a group. They have to jump off of a cliff and fall into a sheet that the group is holding. The brunette goes first, she jumps off and the group puts the sheet on the ground and steps away. She goes SPLAT!!! on the ground. The redhead goes second. She says "please don't let me fall to the ground." They say "we won't let you fall, we promise." She proceeds to jump and they put the sheet on the ground and step away. She goes SPLAT!!! on the ground. The blond gets ready to jump, but first says " put the sheet on the ground and step away, I don't trust you guys." They put the sheet on the ground and step away...
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
There was a guy and he comes to this town and gathers together all the people that lived in the town. He notices they're all blondes. So he says if one of you will come up here and answer one of these questions right I will give you 500 dollars. So a blonde comes up.
He says I will give you three chances to get a right answer. So he says okay Whats 1+1. She says "Easy, 3". The crowd of blondes says "Give her another chance!" So he says okay whats 2+2. She says "Easy, 3". And the crowd yells "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!" So he says okay, final chance, and he says what's 6-3?. She says "Easy, 3". And the crowd yells even louder "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!!