Chasing Fat Kids
Kids are fat. http://kidshealth.org/parent/general/body/overweight_obesity.html
When I was a kid, I knew like 1 fat kid, now almost every kid is fat.
That 1 fat kid was tortured mercilessly until he stopped being fat, or became very very funny (hence why fat people are usually funny according to me)
But soon they're gonna be the majority.
Before that happens action must be taken. I say that whenever someone sees a fat kid, they should be allowed to chase them around the block a few times with a stick,
maybe tie an old rubber tire to their back first just for fun.
Not only would that help childhood obesity,
but it would also be absolutely hilarious.
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Sounds like a good idea, too bad the fat people would probably view it as a hate crime and bring up a lawsuit. Though I would feel somewhat bad for them, seeing how my state government is now taxing things like soda because of fat people I don't mind them being chased. Side: yea
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