Here's an idea. You lot are always trying to assert your intellectual dominance over one another. How about dueling it out in a game of chess? I just created a free account on chess.com
I used to be very fond of the game. In fact, one of my proudest ever achievements was winning the high school chess championship during my very first year at the school. I beat a kid five years older than me in the final.
Unfortunately, like so many other things, there are various levels to chess mastery. However good you are there is always someone much better. I joined the chess team after beating everybody in my high school and promptly got destroyed by a jovial old man with a Gandalf beard at my local library. But I digress...
There is an insurmountable problem with playing chess over the internet and that is the ease at which one can cheat. Chess engines like Rybka or even Deep Fritz are capable of beating any human player convincingly. As a former regular at Chess.Com I can assure you that at least half the players there will cheat before they let you beat them. It's actually infuriating to be hammering someone and have them use an engine to turn things around.
You seem like a decent guy Mack, so I'm not suggesting that you would cheat, but it is such a big problem that it has killed internet chess. The only fair games are the speed games, simply because one doesn't have enough time to input moves into a computer.
Well hey, if you want to play me you can find Mackapaka on chess.com . I suggest playing against the computer a couple times first to familiarize yourself with some basic tactics. It tells you how good your moves were and what better moves would have been. It's quite a fun game to get into.