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Chuck Norris God
Debate Score:87
Arguments:32
Total Votes:111
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 Chuck Norris (16)
 
 God (16)

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Chuck Norris or God

fight to the death... who wins?

Chuck Norris

Side Score: 45
VS.

God

Side Score: 42
5 points

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet... the water gets Chuck Norris.

Side: Chuck Norris
2 points

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the world down. So since he is able to go against one of G-d's creations, then Chuck Norris would surely be a good match.

Side: Chuck Norris
AfiqAnwar(10) Disputed
1 point

You have no proof that Chuck Norris can do that. May Chuck Norris push you to a deep trench. That is possible.

Side: God
1 point

Chuck can beat up all of your imaginary friends.

Side: Reality
AfiqAnwar(10) Disputed
1 point

You cannot beat up imaginary people. They are based on the concept of thought. They don't exist in real life as matter.

Side: God
1 point

It took God 6 days to create the Earth; However, it only took Chuck Norris 6 seconds to create God.

Side: Chuck Norris

Stop treating Chuck Norris like God. Treat God like Chuck Norris!

Side: Chuck Norris

God is everywhere, but guess what, Chuck Norris arrives there first.

Side: Chuck Norris
-1 points

Chuck Norris can fun so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head!

Side: Chuck Norris
AfiqAnwar(10) Disputed
0 points

I'm sure he'll have fun. Sod can put Chuck in Jail, trip him or put him in a Black Hole.

Side: God
6 points

If there is a God, then he'll win. Unless Chuck Norris is God. In which case, God will still win.

Side: God will win
altarion(1955) Disputed
5 points

Chuck Norris isn't G-d himself, but he is A G-d. I mean, only a G-d can have this be true: They tried to carve Chuck Norris's face onto Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.

Side: Chuck Norris
6 points

Darn. I both love and hate Chuck Norris jokes at the same time. xD

Side: too many chuck norris jokes
3 points

Chuck Norris and God fought to the death once before. It was called the big bang.

Side: God
4 points

Damn. That is just too good of an argument to rebuttle! You score!

Side: God
3 points

Since G-d is not a person He can not live nor die so there would be no way for Chuck Norris to kill him.

Side: God
3 points

God is all powerful and created Chuck Norris, even if Chuck Norris is awesome.

Side: God
2 points

Wow...I really can't believe we're having this discussion. I think God gave Chuck the gift of Chuck. So...there you have it. God wins!

Side: God will win

God would zap Chuck's ass from here to kingdom come.

Side: God
altarion(1955) Disputed
2 points

No way! Chuck's muscles are much too big and his beard is HEAVY! G-d wouldn't even be able to move him and inch! [x

Side: Chuck Norris
1 point

chuck norris is just some cowboy actor. i mean really who started the whole chuck norris crap anyway it wasnt even a good show. i bet people were just joking about how awesome chuck norris is. and then some dumbass took it as holy shit chuck norris is awesome im gonna go tell everyone about him like an idiot. seriously its just a show.

Side: God