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Chuck norris Jesus
Debate Score:165
Arguments:86
Total Votes:196
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Chuck Norris v.s jesus

Chuck norris

Side Score: 94
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Jesus

Side Score: 71
10 points

Well, let's look at the facts. One of them is the divine, all powerful, infinitely loving, caring, and just son of the creator of the universe.

And the other one is "Jesus".

Who the fuck is Jesus anyway?

Side: Chuck norris
Srom(12207) Disputed
4 points

And the other one is "Jesus".

Who the fuck is Jesus anyway?

Jesus is the God. That's who Jesus is. You could have said who is Jesus anyway? Instead of adding words that don't need to be said.

Side: Jesus
Dremorius(861) Clarified
7 points

Ugh, this religion of yours has knocked everything out of you that makes a normal teenager.

A teenager that doesn't like swearing?! Oh My! That is new...

"Fuck" must be a scary word for you then, eh? Fuckity fuck-fuck-fuck. Are you hiding behind your computer desk right now?

Seriously dude, just get over it. Swear words are nothing but words. I'm sure you can be brave enough to take it.

Side: Chuck norris
ChuckHades(3197) Disputed
5 points

Who fucking gives a fuck what I fucking say or fucking don't say? It's just a fucking word. You fuck.

Side: Chuck norris

Jesus would turn the other cheek... and Chuck Norris would kick it.

Side: Chuck norris
3 points

Jesus does not exist and Chuck Norris is fucking powerful.

Side: Chuck norris
Srom(12207) Disputed
2 points

Then I guess if Jesus doesn't exist to you then Christianity is worthless because without Jesus Christ we wouldn't be Christians.

Side: Jesus
Gar356 Disputed
4 points

I am not a christian; I am an atheist. I do not believe god or Jesus exist or ever existed.

Side: Chuck norris
2 points

Then I guess if Jesus doesn't exist to you then Christianity is worthless because without Jesus Christ we wouldn't be Christians.

Simply by being a Christian you devalue, disregard, and disbelieve in a whole slew of other gods, prophets, demigods, mythology, and dogma, and by your own admission think their corresponding religions to be "worthless." Don't get butthurt with atheists when they hold the same opinion of your religion that you do of 99.999% of other religions. In the same way, you think Zoroastrianism is worthless because you don't believe in Ahura Mazda, and you don't credit Zoroaster. But, if you apply your logic regrading how Christianity implies the truth of Christ, you also seem to assert that if Ahura Mazda doesn't exist, there wouldn't be Zoroastrianism, as if a large number of people believing in something makes it true. Do you see the flaw in your logic? Your argument is both hypocritical and backward.

Side: Chuck norris
Cuaroc(8827) Disputed
1 point

Christianity is worthless

yes it sure is quite worthless

Side: Chuck norris
1 point

i like your views, and i also like your profile picture..!

Side: Chuck norris
3 points

Chuck would kick Jesus' ass! What's he going to do? Through a bible at his head? Well, I guess he could ask for daddy's help but that doesn't count.

Side: Chuck norris
1 point

"My father will hear about this...." Mwhahahahahahahahaha

Side: Chuck norris
2 points
Side: Chuck norris
1 point

For the sake of this post I'll assume Jesus at least existed.

If he were "just" human then Chuck walks all over him.

The only reason to believe that Jesus was more is from the Bible. A self-contradicting source of doubtful origin. If we take it to be true then I see no reason that we shouldn't take Chuck Norris facts as true. And then, as is written in the great Book of Chuck; "Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus".

Side: Chuck norris
1 point

Definitely Chuck Norris. At least there is proof that he exists.

Side: Chuck norris
1 point

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris however, can walk on Jesus.

Side: Chuck norris
1 point

Chuck Norris wins every time, he is also the only one we know to actually exists and chuck Norris also lives up top his expectations.

Side: Chuck norris
1 point

If Chuck Norris can defeat a nokia phone he can win against Jesus no questions asked.

Side: Chuck norris
6 points

Jesus would win because Jesus is God. Also if Chuck Norris saw Jesus in his heavenly form then he would faint because Chuck Norris is in a human body.

Side: Jesus
Dremorius(861) Clarified
7 points

Couldn't you just respect the meme, as every teenager would?

At least let them have a tie between them?

There is no limit to what Chuck Norris can do. I am surprised he hasn't broken into your house for talking to him like that. But perhaps the kindness in his heart makes him better than that. Jesus is a hippy, so I don't see how he could take him on.

Side: Chuck norris
Srom(12207) Disputed
1 point

There is no limit to what Chuck Norris can do. I am surprised he hasn't broken into your house for talking to him like that. But perhaps the kindness in his heart makes him better than that. Jesus is a hippy, so I don't see how he could take him on.

There is no limit to what Jesus Christ can do. I am suprised that Jesus Christ hasn't taken your soul since you compare a God to a mortal. But He still loves you and wants to be in a relationship with him. Chuck Norris is a mortal, I don't know how he can defeat a God.

Side: Chuck norris
3 points

Chuck Norris is just an ordinary person... He is also a christian, so he would vote for Jesus too. -Written by a chrtistian dude!

Side: Jesus
2 points

The venue of this debate is a tad unfair. If this subject was raised in a Church which do you think would be the winning side?

Side: Jesus
ChadOnSunday(1863) Clarified
2 points

I think the opposite equal would be raising it at a Walker Texas Ranger fan club convention, but I get your point. Luckily we have a whole slew of secondary accounts keeping the "Jesus" side up in terms of the score.

Side: Chuck norris
2 points

This is the opposite venue I was orignally thinking of, Chuck Norris is a well known, popular internet meme so any debate featuring him which was held online is likely to swing in his favour.

Side: Jesus
2 points

Chuck Norris is just an ordinary person... He is also a christian, so he would vote for Jesus too. -Written by a chrtistian dude!

Side: Jesus
2 points

Jesus would win because he is God. If God can create Chuck Norris just by thinking about him, he could destroy Chuck Norris just as easily. Also, Chuck Norris is just a human; he is greatly limited in what he can do, whereas God is limitless in is power.

Side: Jesus
1 point

this is just offensive to christians. how could you even compare the almighty Jesus

with Chuck Norris. People these days

Side: Jesus
ChuckHades(3197) Disputed
1 point

This is offensive to Chuck Norris. How can you compare the infinitely awesome Chuck Norris, to some freaking hippy that got nailed to a cross?

Side: Chuck norris
HannahLlama(84) Disputed
1 point

Clearly you don't know who Jesus is, except from the made-up facts from nonbelievers.

"Don't make an argument when you don't know what you're fighting against" - Steiner

Side: Jesus
1 point

dont compare some human with the Almighty God. Even if this is a joke

its disrespectful

Side: Jesus
1 point

wats rong with our generation? choosin chuck just too make a laugh.

Side: Jesus
1 point

Chuck Norris identifies himself as a Christian. He speaks of this as being one of the driving forces in his life. Chuck Norris willingly submits to Jesus, and has dedicated his life to Christ, so I doubt that Chuck Norris would champion.

Side: Jesus
1 point

I find it amazing that so many people refuse to even believe that Jesus existed there are many writings outside of the Bible that refer to Jesus, the first-century Roman Tacitus, who is considered one of the more accurate historians of the ancient world refers to him as does the Jewish historian Flavius Josephus to name Two, so lets assume that these ancient scholars are correct and there was a man in ancient Galilee called Jesus who formed what is now the Christian faith (i'll ignore the fact that he may have been the son of God for the basis of this argument). Chuck Norris is a follower of the Christian Faith so to him Jesus is his teacher and master anyone who knows anything about Martial Arts knows that it is considered direspectful to challenge your teacher and as Jesus was a pacifist he would not have challenged Chuck so Jesus wins

Side: Jesus

Guys, why are you being so ridiculous? Why are you so scared of telling the truth? We all know Jesus could beat Chu-

Side: Jesus
Jungelson(3959) Clarified
1 point

Lady's and gentleman, this person could not finish his sentence, for Chuck Norris ninjad in to his room...

Side: Chuck norris
1 point

Jesus is fricking gods son and god himself you shouldn't even be saying dat

Side: Jesus