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8
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It's great! WTF?!
Debate Score:10
Arguments:7
Total Votes:10
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Clubbing Baby Seals

Is it good or bad?

It's great!

Side Score: 8
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WTF?!

Side Score: 2
3 points

I love em, every time I go out I meet them, they really know how to tear it up those mad seals, and they always have the best "stuff". Last Saturday one of them took to the decks while mashed off its head on one too many bottles of toilet cleaner and played forty seven hours of experimental techno in E minor through a radiator hose. Whoever said clubbing was dead hadn't meet these animals.

Side: It's great!
2 points

I've got a joke for you guys:

A baby seal walks into a club.

Oho!

Side: It's great!
1 point

It's great. Without it our economy would be in the toilet. Obamacare is founded on the bases of clubbing children, but, we can use this alternative energy source, of clubbing baby seals. If everybody in the world clubs just one baby seal a year, we can end world hunger, end poverty, and end the liberal party. Now wouldn't that be something!

Side: It's great!

we can end world hunger, end poverty, and end the liberal party.

Oh boy! What a sweet deal!

Side: It's great!
1 point

You're not really a man unless you can look right into the eyes of a baby seal and bash its fucking brains in.

Then again, if you look into the baby seal's eyes and decide not to, I suppose that would make you more than a man.

Side: WTF?!
Houston(187) Disputed
1 point

But if you apply Trigonometry, the Tangent of the Orphan seals and the Adolescentness of the seal, you will find that when quantified, the morals of Clubbing Baby seals makes you better than anyone else.

Side: It's great!

It is horrifying! Those seals are such precious and helpless creatures. Stop this barbaric animal cruelty!

Side: WTF?!