Debunking the Intelligent Design Theory
Proof: Unless you are really short, your head is above most people's butt. Yet, when someone farts the stink rises to your nose. This means that farts are lighter than air. Another proof that farts are lighter than air is the fact that farts are destroying the Ozone layer around the Earth. So farts are able to rise at least to that height due to the fact that they are lighter than air.
Now, I don't care if you're a God that doesn't know the first thing about engineering principles, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that you should not design something that is going to stink up to high heaven!
QED.
I never thought about that
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Wait...., what?
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Hmmm, kinda like the theory of global warming, huh? ;) The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters. The purpose of this restriction is to cut down on the amount of dumb jokes, so we can keep the quality of debate and discourse as high as possible. Side: I never thought about that
Nope! Because there is objective evidence about climate change and the role of CO2 in it. Also, if global climate change is a threat, then we'll know soon enough! Intelligent design however, is mostly just ridiculous! Any being patient enough to design cells and genetic material COULDN'T be ADHD enough to let the dinosaurs go. Side: I never thought about that
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