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 Do exotic pets get paid for lap dances (5)

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Do exotic pets get paid for lap dances

 

Where would you put the dollar bills?

Can you train them to use the pole?

Where do they buy G-Strings that fit?

 

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2 points

The rape machine won't work.

Every time I sit down, my dog jumps on my lap. I keep on telling her that I don't have any dollar bills...., but the truth is..., she's not that exotic ;)

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Ya i agree with you....

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Where would you put the dollar bills?

Dogs usually prefer the nose; they inhale it, digest it, and then crap it out later. The money remains intact surprisingly, and they keep their money like that so no one will try to steal their hard earned cash. Any other animal will happily just eat it for the same effect.

Can you train them to use the pole?

Of course! There are a couple of animal pole dancing specialists out there that charge a fair amount to turn your exotic animal of choice into a certified pole dancer in no time! Just call 1800-animalpoledancingstrippers. Seems like a long number, but trust me, it's intended like that as a code - that way the fuzz can't track the suppliers down as easily.

Where do they buy G-Strings that fit?

http://www.alibaba.com/showroom/animal-g--string.html Here is always an option. I actually used to work in the animal stripper business and I learnt a few tricks here and there. Any human g-string is fine, as long as it's the same color as the animal's fur; helps them get more comfortable. The only problem is that some of them (by some I mean the males) have a tendency to get extremely excited and ejaculate all over the place, and it leaves a nasty stain that's near impossible to get out because of the consistency of the liquid and the fabric used in the g-string.

supremepizza(1421) Clarified
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That was so hard to take seriously, you have no idea :P

I don't think exotic pets (snakes) get paid. They are just being used for entertainment.