Do exotic pets get paid for lap dances
Where would you put the dollar bills?
Can you train them to use the pole?
Where do they buy G-Strings that fit?
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Ya i agree with you.... Rabbit Hutches | Chicken Coops | Dog Cages | Dog Beds | Dog Crates 1
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Where would you put the dollar bills? Dogs usually prefer the nose; they inhale it, digest it, and then crap it out later. The money remains intact surprisingly, and they keep their money like that so no one will try to steal their hard earned cash. Any other animal will happily just eat it for the same effect. Can you train them to use the pole? Of course! There are a couple of animal pole dancing specialists out there that charge a fair amount to turn your exotic animal of choice into a certified pole dancer in no time! Just call 1800-animalpoledancingstrippers. Seems like a long number, but trust me, it's intended like that as a code - that way the fuzz can't track the suppliers down as easily. Where do they buy G-Strings that fit? http://www.alibaba.com/showroom/ 1
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