The cause of all causes is the thing to cause all. The thing to cause all must be the only 'thing' that is without actual creation or logic to it.
True logic is not what you think is logical but what is actually logical, otherwise it would not be logic but insanity. So why then should one presume to understand that which human logic cannot even account for?
The only thing that could be such is a random number generator (or random variable generator if you prefer a more accurate name).
Why are the variables numeric you atomistic crack pipe?