This debate focuses on an ecological issue and as such it is a green debate. Those that see this debate as a bunch of crap may categorize this as a brown debate.

Either way, this argument is a very ecologically sound method because people that crumple toilet paper tend to take a piece that is longer than necessary and end up wasting more paper than the fold wipe, refold and wipe crowd. You know who you are; may you get crap on your fingers for your irresponsibility.

Some of you may want mathematical data so I urge Obama to fund a government study to put this question to rest and make America a greener place to live; although he may prefer brown ;)

Wow Joe, that has to be the funniest and most random debate title ever.

Everyone is all serious and bent out of shape these days, its nice to have some comic relief.

But yeah, I fold.

I take TWO squares, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, and possibly fold and wipe.

Seriously.

Anyone ever tried a bidet? I haven't, but maybe we should give em a shot.

I'm a folder.. :D

This is a rather funny yet interesting debate..lol...

Have you noticed that those that crumple haven't bothered to admit it? ;)

Fold!

Crumpling is disgusting... I don't know why I think that, I just do.

And also check, that's right check. You can't feel if you're clean, you have to check after about the third wipe. Then continue wiping as necessary.

Also shave you're a$$ho!es you disgusting pigs.

There's no way you can possibly get all the crap off those little hairs on your butt. Let me tell you something, I shave, and it's a hundred times cleaner. Once you shave, you never go back... mostly 'cause it hurts when they get brisley, but also because it's clean.

I crumpled when I was younger, but now I fold. 4 squares, fold once, wipe. fold again, wipe. fold again, wipe. fold again. wipe.

Actually, it kinda depends what mood I'm in. In a rush, grab a tonne of paper, crumple it chuck it crumple it, for some reason my brain assumes this to be quicker!! or if I'm just taking my time I fold it all neat and fold wipe fold wipe etc lol

I LOVE TO FOLD I MEAN IM BLACK SO I GET THE CHEAPEST SHIZ MY MA CAN FIND so if i crumple that ill have shiz all over the place plus when i take a dump I TAKE A DUMP dont get me wrong i dont all ways blow up the place but if i do u should stay out for about 35 - 45 minuts or more so imaging crupling that TP up then having to rewipe WTF i hav to et some mo tp and cruple that up then repeat untill my butt aint sticky then i gotta do like an EXTREAM HAND WASH FOR ABOUT 30 MINS HAVING TO SMELL WHAT I CREATED NOT btw this is my sissys acount not mines shell be bck lata

I am a folder and proud of it! First of all, crumpling is disgusting, you use the same piece of paper to wipe twice! That's unhygienic, even if you wash your hands after. You also waste paper by using lots of squares to crumple. By folding you can only rip a few squares of once, instead of unnecessarily using paper. When you fold and wipe again, you have a clean piece, which is hygienic and helpful! Kind regards, flder12

Fold;

5 squares, you roll semi-tight around two fingers, then return the end to the top of the fold by spreading one finger apart. This gives you more folds at the end of the fold where all the work is happening