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 Does anyone have any ideas on how to get a cat out of a tree? (37)

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Does anyone have any ideas on how to get a cat out of a tree?

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The best advice I can give anyone concerning how to get a cat out of a tree is... do not get a Russian guy to do it ;)

What's the problem? He got the cat out of the tree.

I would have suggested the method they used in the movie Police Academy.

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Throw another cat at it. Since one cat always lands on it's feet, that means two cats will levitate. :D

In order for the levitation to occur, you need to tie 4 cats together so that their bellies are touching. ;)

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Really? Isn't that the formula for interdimensional travel?

Why won't 2 cats work?

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Does it have to be alive?

Note: at the time I asked this question, the debate was titled "Does anyone have any ideas on how to get a cat out of a tree?" which is the prompt I am responding to.

ProLogos(2794) Disputed
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If it is no longer alive then its not a cat, its a corpse.

DrawFour(2662) Disputed
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Also a dead cat. Arguing semantics is silly.

I have never seen a cat skeleton in a tree

UPDATE That shit was hilarious