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Excon. Will you accept this foolproof test to prove or disprove your Jewishness?

You own a fashion shop which sells mink coats.
A potential customer enters your store and is attracted to one of the furs on display.
She asks if she may try it on and of course, like a true Jewish salesperson, you agree.
Unfortunately however, as you hold the garment up for the lady to inspect more closely it is embarrassingly obvious that the tanners had not cured the pelt/hide properly so it reeked of the most foul smell imaginable.
Holding her nose the lady looks at the coat in disgust complaining about the awful stink. She then looks suspiciously at you, trying to decide from where or whom the stink is coming.
''WHAT DO YOU SAY TO HER''? 

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3 points

Oh yes, forgetsies.

I should have pointed out that if you decline to take this Jewish verification trial or fail to give the only one correct answer it will be taken as read that your claim to be Jewish is false.

You have 24 hours to respond.

2 points

Oh yes, forgetsies.

I should have pointed out that if you decline to take this Jewish verification trial or fail to give the only one correct answer it will be taken as read that your claim to be Jewish is false.

You have 24 hours to respond.

Roflmao. Oh, I like this. Very good.

excon(18034) Disputed
1 point

if you decline to take this Jewish verification trial or fail to give the only one correct answer it will be taken as read that your claim to be Jewish is false.

Hello N:

What kind of bullshit is that?? Guess which card I'm holding behind my back, and I'll anoint you a Jew??

Who the FUCK are you??

excon

Another-Alt(205) Disputed
1 point

Who the FUCK are you?

No, who the FUCK are you? Why do you think you're so special that other people shouldn't ever be permitted to scrutinise your claims? You think we should just BAN people from questioning your assertions, you stupid dishonest twit?

Jesus Christ. The sheer arrogance on you. Fuck off.

1 point

Shalom, Excon,

If you give the correct answer it will prove beyond any doubt the authenticity of your Jewish heritage and will have to be accepted by all participating parties on this forum as the indisputable truth.

Shalom.

1 point

You're the guy that the owner of this site tries to IP ban but can't because you keep coming back with different proxies right?

Norwich(1240) Clarified
1 point

You're the shithead who leeches off other people's posts and threads without having the ability of making any constructive contributions towards the issues submitted for discussion.

Why don't you pop off home and fuck your disease ridden whore mother?

There's a ship just docked, so if you hurry along and get back early you won't have to join the queue.

Off you go now like a good little mother fucker.

Well MOTHER FUCKER what are you waiting for?

Atrag(5572) Clarified
1 point

Sorry, where is your constructive contribution? What are you constructing exactly?

1 point

Excon. Will you accept this foolproof test to prove or disprove your Jewishness?

Hello N:

Yes, I will.

excon

Another-Alt(205) Clarified
2 points

Yes, I will

You'll have to take a break from spending all day fabricating contrived accusations of anti-Semitism you worthless piece of shit liar.

Norwich(1240) Clarified
1 point

Well, the clock is ticking, so read the test question and type in your answer.

The decision of the judge (that's me) shall be final and not be open to appeal.

Another-Alt(205) Clarified
2 points

Excon is such a horrible tool I can feasibly see how everybody he knows automatically votes Republican the moment they find out he's a Democrat. I'm willing to bet he single-handedly increases Republican votes by somewhere between 0.1 and 0.5 percent.

This idiot is the proverbial shit stain on the rich tapestry of life.

1 point

THE CHIMING OF THE CLOCK HAS STOPPED AND THE DEATHLY SILENCE EXPOSES THE DECEIT OF EXCON'S NOW DISCREDITED CLAIM THAT HIS ETHNIC HERITAGE STEMS FROM HIS JEWISH BLOODLINE.

THEREFORE, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME I HEREBY DECLARE THAT EXCON HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A CHARLATAN, A PRETENDER AND IS COMMANDED TO CEASE FORTHWITH HIS FICTITIOUS ASSERTIONS THAT HE IS OF JEWISH ANCESTRY.

2 points

(Speaking outside courthouse...)

I'm just grateful this day has finally arrived. It has been a long road for the victims, who have endured much anguish and pain which, thankfully, they can finally lay to rest now that justice has been done. Thank you, and God Bless America.

HIS FICTITIOUS ASSERTIONS THAT HE IS OF JEWISH ANCESTRY

Do you know the most hilarious thing of all? More hilarious than the bunk ancestry test he kept repeatedly demanding was "science" for over two years?

There's no way for an ancestry test to figure out whether his supposed ancestors were pre or post conversion from Islam. Hence, it's very feasible that his claims of being Jewish originate from being distantly related to a Muslim from the Middle Ages.

excon(18034) Disputed
0 points

I HEREBY DECLARE THAT EXCON HAS BEEN REVEALED AS A CHARLATAN, A PRETENDER

Hello N:

This is NOT a both sides issue.. That I'm a Jew is undeniable. To argue that I am, suggests that there are TWO sides, whereas there is only one.

excon

Another-Alt(205) Disputed
2 points

That I'm a Jew is undeniable

Everybody on this entire website denies that you're Jewish, you absolutely hilarious clown. The Dalai Lama is more Jewish than you are.