God DOES heal amputees!
Newt amputees that is. Why does an all-powerful, all-loving god give special treatment to newts? He won't do a damn thing to help human amputees, but he has no problem performing miracle after miracle for every Tom, Dick and Harry of the newt variety. And newts don't even pray, let alone cut off part of their penises, kill baby newts, murder female newts for being raped, keep newt slaves, raid neighbouring newt villages, killing all the male newts and raping all the female newt virgins, cook with newt feces, wallow in a perpetual state of grovelling and self-loathing or anything else God likes.
What's going on here?
Maybe the Newt God is more forgiving or possibly God is a Newt and all creatures were created that way in the beginning but man and some other creatures had the audacity to evolve so everything bad that happens is punishment for that and the Newts that stayed in the Pond and didn't evolve are being rewarded. Newts could possibly be Gods chosen and mankind in arrogance has assumed that role. 2
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