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God Hates Carbs

"One cannot live on bread alone" 
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So clearly, God wants us to have a low carb, and balanced diet.
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Disagree? yeah, Me too.
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This kind of reasoning is why I despise it when people say "awww yeah Jesus was a socialist" I really sincerely doubt it. just like my claim here, unless it was full out in the open "Government should give you all that you need" You can't make that cufking claim. just like Ghandi was a proponent of gun ownership. in the full context of any figure's statement you can only know for certain what they explicitly said.
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In the case of Ghandi, he was saying it was wrong that the British disarmed the Indian people. he himself indicated that he would never take up arms, and that's only a questionable endorsement of the right to bear arms, only to the extent that they have a right, not that they need to on a daily basis. (Before you jump the gun, this does not reflect my beliefs)
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In the case of Jesus, Government was not an institution of "Gimme" Back then. The only public service you received was roads and soldiers. In this way, "Government" is never directly mentioned, and so unless you really read into it, I don't think you can say for certain that Jesus was a socialist. 
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So, you can make a claim all you want that "Figure _Blank__ would stand for __Blank__" But that's IMHO an uphill battle. otherwise, I can claim that God hates carbs. and a person believing that Jesus was a socialist would Kiiinnnda have to defend that notion too.
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Sorry.... Got a bit ranty. but I mean Cmon now, you don't know Jesus, I don't know Jesus, and I only know your God through his holy books, that's not a lot of material seeing how only the second half of the book follows the person who is God incarnate. I've seen Memoirs longer than the New testament, and they don't really tell much about the leanings or beliefs of the person in question.
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So, Can we all agree that it's frankly bullshit to just make a claim like "Blank is a Blank" and instead say "Blank supported Blank based off of these passages" and that way when someone says something like "GOD HATES CARBS" it's super easy to be like "No, because the context of that means that you need spiritual food as well as bodily food"
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"Well then why the heck am I talking about Bread? why not 'Man cannot live on Meals alone?'"  "Because the bible wasn't written in English you dumb shit! and came through like a game of language telephone, that's why they had shit like the new roman mistle" "oh.... that makes sense"
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I think maybe it's time to take your medication?

LOL

But ya know, I tend to think that God could be rather fond of carbs.

Ya gotta remember the whole Canna Wedding deal, and how his boy JC turned all that water into vino.

Vino IS comprised of tons of sugar in the form of fructose, which are simple carbohydrates.

JC also had a craving for figs. so much so that he lost his temper and went postal on an out-of-season fig tree for not producing. As you know, figs are fruit and so again we have a case of simple carbos.

I am guessing that the Manna from Heaven that old Yahweh rained down continually from a cloud during the Exodus was full of both protein and carbs, so as to make sure his Wandering Jews had sufficient energy for their rigorous plight, as well as their Slaughtering of the Canaanites upon reaching the Promised Land.

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that's my point. Can we really know without talking to the damn Zombie? No, we can guess. but our Guesses are crap. I'd think that unless he outright said it, then the best we can do is the null or neutural. that's not to say that you can't make a case that Jesus was a Carboholic. but when it comes down to it, that's probably wrong too, as nobody was dying of obesity in that day and age.

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Well, the problem is Carbs tried to stage a revolt and then God and his Veg-angels had to cast Carbs down to Hell. Now only through Cheeses Crust can you achieve satiation.

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heh.... Cheesus Rice....Waiting for that lightning bolt with my name on it.