HYPATHETICALLY- Would you hold it for a mate ?
Years have passed since that "special" moment with you and your best mate ,
Where you both promised that youd always be mates and you do anything for each other.
Well as i said , years have passed and you and your best mate are still going strong .
You are both now grown-ups.
Except your best mate has just broken both his arms and desperately needs a to take a leak.
Do you assist your buddy , and hold his willy?
What if he needs to go for a number 2 , would you wipe his butt for him?
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Why can't he just squat like a woman? He can sit on the toilet, can't he? Or is his ass broken too? Reminds me of this story when I was in the Army. They dropped me and my friend off and gave us a map and a compass and told us to find our way back to camp before sun down. They also gave us a radio in case there was serious trouble. Well, my friend had to take a dump and as he went to sit, a rattle snake bit him on the ass. He screamed so loud I dropped everything and ran to him. When I realized what happened I ran back to radio in the situation and I was told to use my knife and make an X out of the puncture wound and suck the venom out quickly otherwise he was going to die. When I ran back to him he asked what the doctor said and I told I him that the doctor said he was going to die. May he rest in peace ;) 1
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people are stupid you do not have to hold a girl while she pees! we have nothing to hold!! but yes hypathetically yes i would hold it for my mate but wiping the bum-bum im not quite sure about that one i'd have to give it some serious thought for like a long time!! Side: depends
Yes people are stupid arent they. I dont recall mentioning the mate being a girl , nor do i mention holding fanny , I do however say he and him . oh and yes if someone dont hold his , your mates , willy while he pees , then its just going to end up in a puddle at his feet. As for wiping your mates arse , well its not all its cracked up to be.:) Oh and btw , girl to girl , dont you wipe after you pee? Side: depends
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