How do you like my new Create Debate song
[sung to the Pinball Wizard tune]
Ever since I was a young boy
I would debate in every hall
From gay marriage to abortion
I would just debate them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any debate brawl
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure out-debates us all
He stands there like a statue
Becomes part of the debate
Feeling all the angles
Never calling names
He debates by intuition
The lib opponents fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure out-debates us all
He's a debate wizard
There's got to be a twist
A debate wizard
Knows how to get you pissed
How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those libers yell
Don't see them flinging insults
Debates by sense of smell
Always gets an up-vote
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure out-debates us all
I thought I was
The Bally debate king
But I just handed
My debate crown to him
Even on my usual topic
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy keyboard fingers
The lib opponents fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure out-debates us all
Perfect, just freaking perfect
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Now all we need is to name the debate wizard ;) BTW, if you are looking for words that rhyme, go here: http://www.rhymezone.com/r/ Side: Perfect, just freaking perfect
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