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Perfect, just freaking perfect Here are some suggestions
Debate Score:9
Arguments:7
Total Votes:9
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How do you like my new Create Debate song

[sung to the Pinball Wizard tune]

 

Ever since I was a young boy 

I would debate in every hall 

From gay marriage to abortion 

I would just debate them all 

But I ain't seen nothing like him 

In any debate brawl 

That deaf, dumb and blind kid 

Sure out-debates us all 

 

He stands there like a statue 

Becomes part of the debate 

Feeling all the angles 

Never calling names 

He debates by intuition 

The lib opponents fall 

That deaf, dumb and blind kid 

Sure out-debates us all 

 

He's a debate wizard 

There's got to be a twist 

A debate wizard 

Knows how to get you pissed 

 

How do you think he does it? 

(I don't know) 

What makes him so good? 

 

He ain't got no distractions 

Can't hear those libers yell 

Don't see them flinging insults 

Debates by sense of smell 

Always gets an up-vote 

Never seen him fall 

That deaf, dumb and blind kid 

Sure out-debates us all 

 

I thought I was 

The Bally debate king 

But I just handed 

My debate crown to him 

 

Even on my usual topic 

He can beat my best 

His disciples lead him in 

And he just does the rest 

He's got crazy keyboard fingers 

The lib opponents fall 

That deaf, dumb and blind kid 

Sure out-debates us all

 

Perfect, just freaking perfect

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Here are some suggestions

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2 points

I think it would be better to pick on other groups besides liberals, as there are people here on both sides of any issue that say foolish things.

But...I did laugh.

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I just couldn't fit conservatives in the lyrics. I mean, I had to shorten liberals in order for the song to flow. How do you shorten conservatives? Besides, I get more mileage out of liberals ;)

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1 point

Not necessarily conservatives either but I guess you are right, liberals is one of the few labels you can shorten to one syllable.

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2 points

Except for the part about 'deaf, dumb, and blind kid' (and the upvotes, because of those liberals!), you could have been talking about me.

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Now all we need is to name the debate wizard ;)

BTW, if you are looking for words that rhyme, go here:

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=&typeofrhyme;=perfect&org1;=syl&org2;=l

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Joe I am not deaf, blind, or dumb. So it is almost perfect. =P

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