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 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (16)

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

chucky the woodchuck chucker
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5 points

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

4 points

Pizza! isn't chuck e. cheese a woodchuck? so he would chuck enough wood to make a fire to make his pizza!

4 points

a woodchuck that looks like a mouse ? lol ohkay.

4 points

No wood...that is, if the woodchuck is lazy. :)

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I think 5 times his own weight.

It's been a slow week. I can't even come up with a semi normal debate.

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4 points

depends. is the woodchuck on a diet ?

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1 point

Up vote for actually throwing out a real guess for a completely ridiculous debate.

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1 point

Threeve, or maybe on a good day, $Texas.

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1 point

A woodchuck could not chuck wood because Chuck would chuck the wood first, leaving none for the woodchuck to chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood.

Side: No Wood Left Because of Chuck
1 point

I suspected that a debate requiring as little intelligence or rational thought as this one does had to be created by Joe Cavalry. I've seen your others debates, and so I say "Come On! This is absolutely ridiculous!"

Side: come on

But this was over a year ago! I have learned so much since then ;)

Side: come on
1 point

from Cyrano de Bergerac

what would you have me do?

what would you have me do?

seek out some wealthy patron and crawl like a clinging vine up the lordly tree, rising by deceit and trickery instead of my own strength?

No thank you!

Imitate what others do and dedicate my works to the rich, in the hope of arousing a smile of recognition from some sterile face?

No thank you!

Breakfast everyday on insult? Wear out my knees and warp my spine with endless bowing and groveling in the dust?

No thank you!

Become a master of hypocrisy and opportunism, never letting my right hand know what my left is doing? Burn incense for some glorified idol of the day, pull all the proper strings, meet all the right people, seek introductions and favors?

No thank you!

No, I thank you!

And again, I thank you!

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Side: No thank you
1 point

42 everything in life and the universe is 42, i prove my point lol

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how much dick could a dicksuck suck if s dicksuck could suck dick?

Side: No thank you
0 points

A woodchuck could chuck as much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Side: No thank you
-1 points

A woodchuck would not chuck wood Cause a woodchuck needs wood to chuck.

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