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 How to be a nutcase (5)

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How to be a nutcase

So you wanna learn how to be nuts?/
then memorize these steps and follow each just/ as I teach ya/

Step one/ never let some-/-one
tell you how to do shit, or when it needs to get done/

you got a job? quit that shit/
you got a boss? hit that prick/ with your big fat dick/
and if you ain't got a dick then shove a stick in his ass and twist that shit/
then roast a marshmallow with that shit/

cause' you gotta take control of the life God's given you/
by waking up at noon/ jerking off and playing Skyrim in your living room/
step frickin' two/ now that you ain't got shit to do/
you're free to binge consume/ excessive booze/ and get some shrooms/
I also recommend that you/ invest in lube/
hire a male escort and let him screw/ you while you let the fumes/
of some meth exude/ I also suggest you use/
acid, and abuse anti-depressants too/
That'll really get the juices/ flowing, you'll have no neurons left to lose/
so being nuts will come natural, like ejectin' poo/ through your rectum tube/
and while you're gettin' screwed/ and gettin' too/ high to tie your shoes/
you may be wondering, how do nutcases make revenue?/

phase three/
If you have ADHD/ and are over eighteen/ try rapping like me/
it's the only job where you basically need/
to be criminally insane to succeed/
it's great and can be/ a way to release/ all your hate and your grief/
while satiating your greed/ simultaneously/
but remember, to make an MC/ that's as great as can be/
you have to be gay and give your soul to Satan for free/
it won't be a big deal if you're constantly baked on some weed/
and you don't mind takin' a D/

cause' the music industry is run by a gay illuminati mafia/
which leads me to step four, you probly want me ta/
explain how to join a Satanic cult, it's awfully popular/
amongst us nutcases, I got you brah, so look/

the first thing you need to do/
is get the dark lord's attention, so find an elderly veteran who's eatin' through/
a feedin' tube/ that's big enough to fit your penis through/
okay, is it in? great, now pee into/ it

now if Satan doesn't contact you within two weeks/
ask some local Jews what to do, but do keep/ in mind, their help won't be too cheap/

okay, you're doing just fine/
let's move on to stage of being nuts five/
all you gotta do is sit in this chair, get handcuffed, binded/
 then get tortured and die/

I'll take a pair of forceps/ to your frontal cortex/
after I force you to have intercourse in a corset/
 I'll stick a fork in your forehead/ during forced sex/
make you eat scraps off the floor like poorly cared for pets/
but the worst part is, I'll keep you locked up till' you abhor neglect/ worse than you abhor getting rectally torn and stretched/
so you start begging me for more, which is when I'll finally let you meet your death/
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1 point

Dude, you do realise people who hate Nom may use this 'face' and 'voice' you have and take their revenge out on you some day? I am not threatening you, I am worried and I'm saying this here because I realise most people don't believe that you are not Nom.

Don't put your face on a site that's full of sadistic psychos.

LordofFacts(163) Disputed
2 points

Dude, you do realise people who hate Nom may use this 'face' and 'voice' you have and take their revenge out on you some day? I am not threatening you, I am worried and I'm saying this here because I realise most people don't believe that you are not Nom.

Don't put your face on a site that's full of sadistic psychos.

Thank you for your concern but I would like nothing more than for someone to give me an excuse to destroy them.

Mingiwuwu(1446) Clarified
1 point

The last line of what I said applies to you as well.

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How to be a nutcase

Vote for the Democratic Party.

LordofFacts(163) Disputed
1 point

Vote for the Democratic Party.

Silly conservative, when will you learn?

both parties are scum who simply must burn.

silly right winger, when will you know?

both parties are a corrupt shit show.

silly American, when will you see?

the 1% own you, you'll never be free.