I am a Jew
Welp, I took a DNA test, it said I'm 79% Ashkenazi Jew. I am almost as much of a jew as excon. And well, I just feel really bad about all the jew hating I've done recently. Now that I know I am a jew I feel like all the bad things I said where being said to myself and I know now that I was a total dick before I knew I was a Jew. But since I am accepting that I am one of God's chosen people I can't act like an ignorant hateful little goy anymore. I am sorry excon, my jewish brother, I was acting like a filthy dung eating animal that licks it's own balls because I couldn't accept my true identity. I am going to get my official ceremonial blowjob/genital mutilation from the local rabbi in a couple days, then I will be reborn and I will stop the hate forever.
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