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 I build guns for children. (4)

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I build guns for children.

Today I got up at 4, as per usual. On my way to work there are stretches of road where I can hit 115 miles per hour, which should indicate my excitement to arrive. When I'm at work, I build custom race guns, often knowing that the orders are going to children. I've made guns for my own children starting when they were 3 years old. When people ask me how I sleep at night, I tell them that I sleep like a baby with a hole in its head under a blanket of hundred dollar bills on a waterbed full of children's blood. This of course isn't true, in no small part because I don't make nearly that much money. But most people aren't willing to care that weapons and violence might be more complicated than they realize, so I play up to a caricature of pure evil just to screw with them. 

There's no real point to this. I just hope it pisses someone off. Happy Friday.
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I play up to a caricature of pure evil just to screw with them.

Hello hater:

Play up?? PLAY UP??? Dude!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha.

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Like I said, people don't want to hear that violence is more complicated than they have the unimaginable luxury to think.

On cold nights, when the money blanket isn't enough, I just double up and wrap myself in a Nazi flag. Count a few high-velocity sheep and I'm out like a light.

1... .22... .357... .45 ACP.... Do ya feel lucky punk?... ZZZZzzzz

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Children and guns do not mix. Ever. Child soldiering is a crime. That is an absolute objective fact. The false Christ is mad at himself. Not surprised concerning your self destructive behavior.

Matthew 18:5-6 "But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."

I have spoken the biblical truth to rebuke this false Christ who is possessed by a demon. The real Jesus will judge you on that day.

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Children and guns do not mix. Ever.

Clearly, you've never met some of these kids. In our circles, we don't child-proof the guns, we gun-proof the children. Then when they get a little older, some of them can outshoot the Terminator. Think about it this way: if a parent is willing to drop $1,500 on an entry level race pistol and ammunition, they're probably teaching the kid to use it right. My daughter knew the 4 firearms safety rules better than most cops at the age of 3. There's one kid we build guns for who can put 5 bullets on 3 targets in less than a second on the shot timer.

Child soldiering is a crime.

Great news; I don't do that. Soldiering and shooting are completely separate disciplines, despite both requiring the use of firearms. Seeing me teach my 4 year old to safely and properly use a 10/22 to plink steel targets and calling it soldiering is like seeing me take her out for ice cream afterward and calling it heroin abuse just because both activities require the use of a spoon. Or, if you prefer to think of shooting as a subset skill, part of the building blocks of effective soldiering, first of all let me remind you that the United States government is really bad at teaching people to shoot, and most soldiers either don't shoot or barely qualify. Second, I'd then be just as guilty of "child soldiering" for so much as teaching them to fold their laundry, which is probably what we spent more time on in boot camp than anything else. Discipline and competence with firearms as well as folding laundry, sewing, teamwork, etc, are not only necessary skills of soldiering, they're necessary skills of life. In fact, there's quite a bit of overlap in skillsets between the two.

I don't know if you're just trying to be an antagonistic dickhead like me. More power to you, if you are. But if you take any of this seriously, I suggest that you go take a long look in the mirror, and ask yourself if you're actually retarded.

Amarel(5669) Clarified
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Oohh better not quote that verse to the trans activists. .

Amarel(5669) Clarified
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What do you consider a child? When I was a kid, I would openly carry a rifle down the road to the public hunting area.