I challenge ShoutOutLoud to a rap battle.
Alright, let's go for three rounds of 16 lines (8 bars). A line is half a bar, so for example a full bar would be like this:
"This is an exemplary showcase of a bar
a bar that is so great it goes straight to the stars"
In rap battles you are at a disadvantage if you go first, because the opponent has more things to "flip" on you (use your words against you). I will go first since this is probably your first time.
alright, listen up you stupid fucking crotch rocket
your dad should have squirted you into a hot pocket
when you reply to me it's always off-topic
like you can't understand what I say when I drop logic
I'll turn your cranium into dust if I stomp on it
I bet that you're the type who couldn't squash dogshit
I'm the squatch', got it?
I'll eat your corpse and use some hot sauces
How can you attempt to defeat me
when your style stinks like you been drenched in the feces?
see you ain't got a tenth of the CC (Cranial Capacity)
man, I'm flowing like the depths of a deep sea
I'm going to inject coronavirus
into your throat and iris
then I'm going to go behind with
a knife then your anus is cut open by it
then I am going to inject sodium fluoride into your toes and sinus
then I am going to let a syringe full of mercury poke your eyelids
You think this is my first time, darling... you don't know your shit
It's not my second or my third, so get ready to get hit
Im not scared of your rhythmless rant, it's like figthing an ant
Ill just stomp on you once and your gone bye bye
and with that confidence of yours the gods go "aye-aye-aye"
If rhymes were food, then guess yours would be canned
an ache for the eyes more forced than timbaland.
Your weapon of choice... what a virus? Honey Im more scared of miley cyrus.