I hereby decree that 2+2 now equals 5
"From this day forward to the end of time, let be known that 2+2 now equals 5. This LAW is to take effect immediately and anyone who does not comply with the fact that 2+2=5 will be subject to a fine and, prison time. All Law Enforcement Agency's must enforce this immediately and any who refuse are subject to arrest.
The reason for this act by me is because I said so! I am tired of 2+2 always equaling four and I can do what ever I want so it will now equal 5. I am in charge!!
Go ahead and try to argue. There is scientific evidence. My science czar has made it up for me.
Stop laughing! I am the boss and I say it now equals 5, so there."--Jack Arse, your self-declared ruler, so says he, lol.
Sometimes I think that some "lawmaker" is going to actually try this. It would not look this obvious and absurd but, much of what has come down the pipe seems to me just as absurd. Whats more are the so-called Executive orders; these go back I think to the Civil War, but it was called something else. But where an argument might be made for the time period and why such a thing might be needed, it did not stop there. The history of this is astounding. FDR wrote and signed an Executive Order that demanded confiscation of all personally owned gold and those who did not turn it in were subject to prison time and something like $10,000 fine.
So, who agrees with Jack Arse that 2+2 should now equal 5 and who dares challenge?
It's about time!
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If 1 = 0.999999... , can anything be trusted? ;) Well I can trust that A is A and cannot be B. But if Jack says 2+2 equals 5 then, it must be so; it is what Jack says it is. Why? Because he said so! :-) (LMFOA!) Jack can be trusted to show the way. We must not allow any opposition to hinder his efforts. All hail King Arse!!! Side: It's about time!
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"Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.” Are you questioning the sanity of the Great one, Jack Arse?! There is evidence that he made up to show that is a fact. So, 2+2 now equals 5. It is indisputable because he said so. Side: It's about time!
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