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It's about time! WTF?. . .
Debate Score:16
Arguments:22
Total Votes:16
Ended:12/31/14
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I hereby decree that 2+2 now equals 5

Yell"From this day forward to the end of time, let be known that 2+2 now equals 5.  This LAW is to take effect immediately and anyone who does not comply with the fact that 2+2=5 will be subject to a fine and, prison time.  All Law Enforcement Agency's must enforce this immediately and any who refuse are subject to arrest.

The reason for this act by me is because I said so!  I am tired of 2+2 always equaling four and I can do what ever I want so it will now equal 5.  I am in charge!!

Go ahead and try to argue.  There is scientific evidence.  My science czar has made it up for me.

Stop laughing!  I am the boss and I say it now equals 5, so there."--Jack Arse, your self-declared ruler, so says he, lol.

 

Sometimes I think that some "lawmaker" is going to actually try this.  It would not look this obvious and absurd but, much of what has come down the pipe seems to me just as absurd.  Whats more are the so-called Executive orders; these go back I think to the Civil War, but it was called something else.  But where an argument might be made for the time period and why such a thing might be needed, it did not stop there.  The history of this is astounding.  FDR wrote and signed an Executive Order that demanded confiscation of all personally owned gold and those who did not turn it in were subject to prison time and something like $10,000 fine. 

 

So, who agrees with Jack Arse that 2+2 should now equal 5 and who dares challenge?

It's about time!

Side Score: 8
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WTF?. . .

Side Score: 8
1 point

Um, yeah, I agree with the new law because it must be true if Jack said so. He has a science czar that can provide scientific evidence for this fact. I believe that 2+2 should equal 5. Though I am not sure how that would work. This is the New Math.

Side: It's about time!
1 point

If 2+2= 5, then 2+3= 4? Does 4^2=20? And 3*8= 25?

Or In the instance that there are 2 2s in the equation , does one of the 2s=3?

Or is 4 completely gone from the alaphabet?

So it goes 12356789,10,11,12,13,15 and so forth?

Side: It's about time!
JustIgnoreMe(4290) Clarified
1 point

and so forth

you mean and so fifth ;)

Side: It's about time!
ProLogos(2793) Clarified
1 point

Nope. I didn't type fourth...

Side: It's about time!
1 point

Um, sure, but we must run your request by Mr. Arse. If he decides in your favor then, he will make his decree.

Side: It's about time!

If 1 = 0.999999... , can anything be trusted? ;)

Side: WTF?. . .
Kitk34(185) Clarified
1 point

If 1 = 0.999999... , can anything be trusted? ;)

Well I can trust that A is A and cannot be B. But if Jack says 2+2 equals 5 then, it must be so; it is what Jack says it is. Why? Because he said so! :-) (LMFOA!)

Jack can be trusted to show the way. We must not allow any opposition to hinder his efforts. All hail King Arse!!!

Side: It's about time!
JustIgnoreMe(4290) Clarified
2 points

But what if you look at the A in a mirror? Is it an A or a backwards A? ;)

Side: It's about time!
thousandin1(1931) Clarified
1 point

Ask Intel that one.

Side: It's about time!

Sometimes, Kitk34. "Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.”

Side: WTF?. . .
Kitk34(185) Disputed
1 point

"Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.”

Are you questioning the sanity of the Great one, Jack Arse?!

There is evidence that he made up to show that is a fact. So, 2+2 now equals 5. It is indisputable because he said so.

Side: It's about time!
JustIgnoreMe(4290) Clarified
1 point

since my boss is a Jack Asre (weird that his mom would name him that), can I just ask him? ;)

Side: It's about time!

You skipped Kush and went straight to bruce banner #3.

Side: WTF?. . .