I'm becoming a superhero. Who wants to be my sidekick?
I do!
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I don't!
Side Score: 4
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You are in luck! I happen to have considerable experience as a sidekick. From 97-04 I was the Human Spatula's sidekick, Salad Tong. Admittedly, this was a bush league gig, but I did learn a few handy tricks of the trade along the way. For instance I know 8 tips for time-traveling to the past with out creating an anomaly in the present. Following HS' rather unfortunate...accident...I served as the Stallion's sidekick, Hung Long. Although this job required a very painful ethnicity reassignment surgery, I was happy to do so in order to serve such a noble and respectable hero, and along the way I was credited with co-saving the Earth (except for Cleveland) no less than 4 times! Those were the days...it is unfortunate that he suffered such an untimely demise. After returning to my original ethnicity, I rode shotgun with..the Shotgun! While his rather intense form of vigilantism was a bit unsettling at first, I quickly adapted to the job and have become quite proficient at shooting a thug's gonads off from any angle and range. Sadly, last Thursday he accidentally fell from a 20 story building after responding to an emergency call that appears to have come from my communicator badge....anywho... when do I start? Side: I do!
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