I started a new religion, it's called "ChuckHadeism"
Who wants to be a first believer? Here are the 5 commandmants: - Thou shalt get naked (unless your're ugly)
- Thou shalt go to hell (cause he said so)
-The french will be the first to go to hell.
_Thou shalt believe in ChuckHades.
-Thou shalt give ChuckHades your PIN number and bank account details.
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Actually, ChuchHades is the amalgamation of both Chuck Norris, and the Greek God Hades, two ultimately powerful beings, who together form something that looks like Genghis Khan, one of the greatest generals ever. Btw, you have just as much proof that he's a person as you a God. All you know is that someone, or something, is writing a certain patterns of words and letters into a keyboard, somewhere. Both a person, and a God, could possibly do that. 2
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Here is what I believe to be the most compelling evidence that I am in fact the creator of everything. 1. If ChuckHades exists, then he is maximally great. 2. A maximally great being can exist in some possible worlds. 3. If a being is maximally great, it exists in all possible worlds. Ergo 5. A maximally great being exists. Ergo 6. ChuckHades exists. This is not sophistry at all. 2
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So you have an idea why I did this, http://www.createdebate.com/user/ What kind of poltical stance does he support? Most religions have the sort of "go out and convert people" thing going (blatant colonial imperialism). Plus, I think you need a minimum of 300,000 followers before something can be called a religion. I think this might still be at "Cult" level. Finally, if Chuckhadism going to nick things from other religions (like Islam did) if so we're going to have to prepare our lawsuits for copyright infringment. 1
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What kind of poltical stance does he support? Most religions have the sort of "go out and convert people" thing going (blatant colonial imperialism). Uhh... meh? I can't be bothered with actual politics, I prefer made up ones. So, do what you all want, I don't care. Plus, I think you need a minimum of 300,000 followers before something can be called a religion. I think this might still be at "Cult" level. I'm sure if we just kill those who refuse to believe, and threaten to kill their family, the ratio should sort itself out. Finally, if Chuckhadism going to nick things from other religions (like Islam did) if so we're going to have to prepare our lawsuits for copyright infringment. It's those Jewish lawyers that you've gotta worry about. |
