If you could make one body part of yours perfect tomorrow, what would it be?
Since we're talking magic, the options are limitless. I can't decide which would be better though:
nipples that excrete gold?
a dong with the control of an elephant trunk?
a hand with built-in iPhone functionality?
eyes capable of zooming, panning & X-ray mode?
an edible butt cheek that tastes like turkey and automatically regenerates?
smokable, THC-laden pubic hair?
My a hole. I mean, if my a hole was perfect, it wouldn't fart. Especially in a crowded elevator or as i walk down the hall way surrounded by cubicles at work. It's just not right. Maybe if it wasn't so tight it wouldn't make that high pitched noise every time I try to hold it in.