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 If you were in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse, what Weapon would you use? (22)

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If you were in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse, what Weapon would you use?

There are all kinds of weapons to be used in a Zombie Apocalypse, I for one would choose either a SPAZ12 or a FG42 personally. What would you use?

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twin katana because guns are pointless they run out of ammo but with swords the zombies wouldnt even get close

Side: twin katana
clearEn(207) Disputed
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Hand-to-hand weapons aren't the best choice. If the zombie-disease is spread by saliva (bites), it's probably also spread by blood. If you hack a zombie apart with a sword, it will spray its blood everywhere. You get that in any open wound, or even your eye, and you're a zombie.

Bow and arrow would be better, as it has both range and unlimited ammo (you can recover the arrows)

Side: twin katana

OMG. this is surely the moment for The Human Porcupine! It's like, spears that stick from you at all angles :) Now you can happily have that omelette and not wory about the zombies impaled around you!!

Side: twin katana
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I would use one of those big inflatable balls and roll around crushing the zombies. Either that or a ride on lawn mower.

Side: Big Balls
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Either compound bow or a crossbow. Safety with range, and (with sturdy arrows), unlimited ammo.

Of course, the zombie apocalypse will never reach Ice View, AK (where I'll be during the event)

Side: Big Balls

Oh sorry, I accidentally ripped off this debate. Good thing I added lawyers. Oh, my weapon would be a lawyer.

Side: Big Balls

Ehhem. Votre arme.. Il est avocat ou il est UN avocat??

LOL. Sorry. I have such bad taste.

:D I'm actually dying of laughter. Taste...

Side: Big Balls
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my brain, because just like alzheimer's, if it isn't used, it goes away!

Side: Big Balls
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I'd also use Siberia. The handguide says it's the best place to go during a Zombie Apocalypse. They freeze. LOL

Side: Big Balls

I would go to a place where it is really hot or really cold, zombies wouldn't last 1 day in the extreme heat or cold.

Side: Heat or Cold
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Zombies are dead brains... So I'm gonna use my brain. Apart from that? I can use this stick my Grampa used to shoo us off from his garden. It managed us pretty well.

Side: Heat or Cold
Zenos184(74) Disputed
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Zombies eat brains. So exactly how would throwing your brain at them kill them? It would just go WSSHHHOOOO then Bonk then Splat then the zombies would go "Ooh look a brain! Delicious! OM NOM NOM!"

Side: Heat or Cold
92nida(1410) Disputed
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Actually... That is not what I was gonna do. But, since you speak of it, I might use someone else's brain at them to distract them. Now, if your gonna ask me how exactly would I get another brain. Well, I have my ways. Some are evil!

Side: Heat or Cold

Shaolin Spade or European Trench Spike.

Both are melee blades from varying time periods. The Shaolin Spade is a polearm in which one or both of the ends of the pole have spade-shaped bladded heads. Someone with enough finesse and training could use this weapon to behead the slow-moving zombies with ease, and don't you DARE tell me that zombies are fast. They aren't. I've read the guide.

The European Trench Spike is an internationally outlawed weapon for it's use in WWI. It is a very simple large, lightweight spike welded to a pair of brass-knuckles. The purpose of the design, which cannot just be made in any garadge (due to it's mathematical design), was for soliders during the Era of Trench Warfare to, when advancing on enemy trenches, use the Trench Spike as an alternate melee weapon to a knife. The Trench Spike was designed to literally punch through helmets and heads like they were watermelons. So, a particularly skilled duelist could use the European Trench spike to turn zombie heads to mush and meat if they knew what they were doing.

Side: Specialist Weapons
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although blades are gory and yes you would get blood on you but i would wear the no fear spectrum suit and face mask to prevent it getting on or in my body i would still stick with twin katana and other blades although a crossbow would be good it takes time to reload and in that time you could have a zombie knawing on your face

Side: twin katana
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A bazooka would be extremely satisfying.

A couple of grenades wouldn't go to waste either...

Although a bazooka must always come first.

Side: Bazooka
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Now I have been thinking a bit more on the subject I suppose super powers would be exceedingly awesome.

Side: Super Powers

Cross bow, silent and deadly over a decent stretch, plus when the shit dies down you can go retrieve your arrows, wash them and be ready for the next hoard.

Side: Super Powers
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I like the option on combining some weapons together. Perhaps I could have super powers and a bazooka.

Side: Super Powers

I would not use any weapon. I would hide in my closet hoping that the zombies don't find me.

Side: Super Powers