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I am a certified genius You are a certified retard
Debate Score:99
Arguments:45
Total Votes:133
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In The History Of The Internet, No Conservative Has Ever Defeated Me In Open Battle. Why?

I really am unsure whether I have a heightened intellect or if Conservatives really are as stupid as people say. I could use some help with this one.

I am a certified genius

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You are a certified retard

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7 points

Hello O:

Cause when you debate, they show pretty pictures...

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Side: I am a certified genius
2 points

Yes this is true, but only as one of the many fantasies played out in the dark recesses of your diseased mind.

The true answer to you psychotic condition is that you have perfected the art of living in denial.

This in itself is quite an achievement as it takes years of practice.

A few of the signs which you display as a sufferer from this condition are;- selective about the reality you accept,

I am above failure. I am never at fault. Others are ''always''at fault and just keep ruining things for me. Not assuming responsibility for, nor recognizing your shortcomings is one of the most obvious signs you are living in denial.

Everyone else is wrong.

''All'' the people who disagree with me are clueless.

Are they that ignorant they can't understand my brilliance?

That's the way you come across.

But I'm afraid the problem lies elsewhere.

Tip, it's not with anyone else.

In your state of denial you have hypnotized yourself into believing that by challenging every counter statement with a torrent of meaningless ''textorrhoea''( new word) you have won the argument.

Most others usually destroy you with one or two short sentences although you never realise it.

Try to comprehend that quantity seldom beats quality.

If you're untroubled about living in denial then stay there and wallow ( as a pig does in it's own shit) in your blissful state of ignorance.

Side: I am a certified genius
Oceaneer(13) Disputed
5 points

Yes this is true, but only as one of the many fantasies played out in the dark recesses of your diseased mind.

Well, it is certainly common knowledge on this website that you enjoy fantasising about men's dark recesses, Antrim.

The true answer to you psychotic condition is that you have perfected the art of living in denial.

Surely that would be a symptom of my "psychotic condition" rather than an "answer"? Forgive me, but I feel you may have been misinformed that spending six hours a day with your sneering, elongated nose stuck in the online thesaurus is an effective treatment for aggressive and transparent stupidity. It really isn't.

A few of the signs which you display as a sufferer from this condition are;- selective about the reality you accept

Your theory of multiple realities is interesting. I have the name of a good doctor you might like to discuss it with further (although it may involve a small injection).

I am above failure. I am never at fault.

This is beginning to sound creepily like a Republican convention.

Everyone else is wrong

No, not everybody. But definitely intellectual cripples who spend 3 days arguing that an American law made a war 3,000 miles away legal. There is a special place in the grand hall of stupid for those people.

Are they that ignorant they can't understand my brilliance?

You seem to be doing an absolutely epic job of projecting your own troubles onto other people. Both the length of your posts and the effort you put into them evidences that your narcissism is so great it is preventing you from comprehending nobody gives a fucking shit what you say. Literally nobody. Probably not even your mother. You are so overwhelmingly alone and desperate for attention you upvote your own posts in the vain hope someone is going to use them as something other than a sleeping aid.

Zzzzzzzzz.....

Side: You are a certified retard
Antrim(1287) Clarified
1 point

Poor wee Bronto;-

THANK YOU, YOU'VE JUST PROVEN MY PSYCHOANALYSIS OF YOUR ''IN DENIAL'' PSYCHOSIS.

You walked right into my well prepared ambush as only an emotionally unstable fool such as you could.

Good to see I wrong footed you you Bronto and put you on the defensive.

For a while I thought I'd failed to incite you into the anticipated retort.

For someone who displayed a feigned display of tiredness/boredom you certainly took a lot of time and went to a lot of trouble reading and analyzing my post. I guess your response bears out the old adage; ''if the truth hurts''.

Your predictable reaction, which has your modus operandi and fingerprints all over it, is indeed gratifying confirmation of the accuracy of my assessment of your true identity and my description of your deepening psychosis.

I note you were able to down vote me by using your multiple accounts.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING? For the first time since I've been on this site you get six 'up votes', ( so you have 5 alter egos) and I receive exactly the same number (5) of down votes necessary to annul my score. ROARS OF LAUGHTER FROM THE BACK STALLS.

Ahh, I love it when a plan comes together.

Do try to get out more and not to take such sites so seriously.

It will be most interesting, AND REVEALING, to see how many ''up votes you award yourself, and how many negatives I receive.

Now that you've been forewarned that the game is up you'll probably not give any scores, but paradoxically, this inaction will also expose you for the psychotic, 'in denial' fool you are.

Side: I am a certified genius
0 points

Trust me, if anyone are a group of geniuses, it wouldn't be Australians.

Side: I am a certified genius
Oceaneer(13) Disputed
6 points

Trust me, if anyone are a group of geniuses, it wouldn't be Australians.

I'm a British socialist, bronto. How is it possible that you can read things nobody has written? That is a level of madness I cannot even fathom, let alone cure.

Side: You are a certified retard
2 points

So show us the British saying "mate", ya know, so we can all see it. Then explain to us why you would think another user is Bronto if you have only been here for 13 posts.

Side: I am a certified genius
2 points

1) You joined 3 days ago.

2) In most of these cases you're just an extra puppet avatar of someone we already debate on this site, in which case the act of creating a new identity is essentially admitting your old one wasn't sufficient.

3) When a debater trumpets no ne has ever defeated them it's either because there has never been an objective judge present to render an actual verdict or because they are delusional in believing they are always right.

Side: You are a certified retard
Oceaneer(13) Disputed
2 points

1) You joined 3 days ago.

2) In most of these cases you're just an extra puppet avatar of someone we already debate on this site, in which case the act of creating a new identity is essentially admitting your old one wasn't sufficient.

Your first two points contradict each other. Either I joined three days ago or I didn't.

You seem to have picked out randomly the belief that an old identity "wasn't sufficient" from the myriad of reasons why someone would open a new account.

When a debater trumpets no ne has ever defeated them it's either because there has never been an objective judge present to render an actual verdict or because they are delusional in believing they are always right.

Or perhaps because they are simply baiting people to see which egos become bruised and which users will be stupid enough to reply?

But I enjoyed reading your false dichotomy. Thank you.

Side: I am a certified genius
Grenache(6053) Disputed
3 points

It's not a false dichotomy because my second point refers to "most". Since I can't prove you are or you are not then it is just speculation. But that also means it becomes an either/or scenario, either you just joined 3 days ago (which makes your never beaten claim rather insignificant), or you've be slogging away in here already (which makes the creation of your new fake identity a fulfillment of the evidence yes you have been beaten before).

Side: You are a certified retard

You believe women own their bodies, that Christianity oppresses women, and kiss the ass of Islam that says women have no rights to their bodies, women's testimony in court is half of a man's, that women are too stupid to drive, and that women need to be covered up. You're a f*cking retard. And besides, you've already lost at least one debate just since you joined this site.

http://www.createdebate.com/debate/show/ When liberalsactliketheycarebutdontactuallycareaboutanything#arg830505

Side: You are a certified retard
Oceaneer(13) Disputed
6 points

You believe women own their bodies

Is that a bad thing? Enjoy a spot of rape do we?

that Christianity oppresses women

Are you saying the European witch hunts were a hoax?

and kiss the ass of Islam that says women have no rights to their bodies

On the contrary, Islam is just as barmy as Christianity. The difference is I can see that you're all crazy as each other, but you think every religion is crazy except the one which worships a carpenter that's been dead for 2,000 years.

Side: I am a certified genius
2 points

Is that a bad thing? Enjoy a spot of rape do we?

Liberals are allied politically and defend Islam which has a rape culture beyond the pale and human rights violations against women and gays that is beyond human belief. " I hate what I support" is the worst argument known to mortal man, and it is your argument. Congrats.

Side: You are a certified retard
2 points

Are you saying the European witch hunts were a hoax?

I live in the year 2017. Show us 2017 AD witch hunts in Europe, and I will show you literal stoning and beheading in mass in the Middle East, and in the year 2017.

Side: You are a certified retard
1 point

On the contrary, Islam is just as barmy as Christianity. The difference is I can see that you're all crazy as each other, but you think every religion is crazy except the one which worships a carpenter that's been dead for 2,000 years.

No. It's more "barmy" and it isn't close. Knowing theology might be something you should think about adding to your debate style.

Believing that something can come from nothing is? Bat shit crazy.

Believing that an ifninite regress of causes is possible is? Bat shit crazy.

Side: You are a certified retard
1 point

I can show reason and logic for what I believe and hope for. The real question is... Can you?

https://www.facebook.com/The-Beast-is-Strong-in-This-One-273041423117102/

Side: You are a certified retard
Negligentt(397) Disputed
0 points

If what you said is true, then welcome to your first defeat in Open Battle Debate.

Side: You are a certified retard
BellaSmella(171) Disputed
0 points

You believe women own their bodies

Is that a bad thing? Enjoy a spot of rape do we?

Nobody mentioned rape. All I saw was you claiming to be a liberal, who are fawining over Islam in some love fest while demonizing Christianity for lesser things than the tribe you are a part of. Point to Brontoraptor.

Side: You are a certified retard
Somebody(46) Disputed
2 points

I believe that Christianity, and Islam, and every other archaic religion did. They evolved, though. The people who didn't evolve with their religion are called fundies. Nobody likes them, mate.

Side: I am a certified genius
1 point

Because you only ever hang out with retarded conservatives, that's why. There are smart conservatives and smart liberals, and there are stupid conservatives and stupid liberals. You only fought with the retards.

Side: You are a certified retard
Oceaneer(13) Disputed
6 points

Because you only ever hang out with retarded conservatives, that's why. There are smart conservatives and smart liberals, and there are stupid conservatives and stupid liberals. You only fought with the retards.

Right. And it is of course just good luck that I've never stumbled across a smart Conservative. I say they are a myth, like the trolls who wait under bridges for weary travellers.

Side: I am a certified genius
3 points

I say they are a myth, like the trolls who wait under bridges for weary travellers.

Yeah, smart Conservatives are just stories Liberals use to scare their kids.

Side: I am a certified genius
1 point

In The History Of The Internet, No Conservative Has Ever Defeated Me In Open Battle. Why?

I really am unsure whether I have a heightened intellect or if Conservatives really are as stupid as people say.

Well you can view yourself as an Internet Genius now do you need a trophy ? LMMFAO

Side: You are a certified retard
1 point

Much as I hate the statement on this argument, I think we would:

A. need proof of such a statement.

B. will see for ourselves as you debate more since you are new to this site or an alt account.

For those saying it can't be true because you are new to the site, you DID say history of the internet, not history on this site.

Side: You are a certified retard
1 point

Alright mate.Is is a sole question of common sense. If you say that Conservitives are retarded it is like saying that all Liberal's are retarded,all black people are retarded,all Russians are retarded.

Side: You are a certified retard
Quantumhead(749) Disputed
1 point

Alright mate.Is is a sole question of common sense. If you say that Conservitives are retarded it is like saying that all Liberal's are retarded,all black people are retarded,all Russians are retarded.

Well, no. If you want to invoke common sense then generalisations are a necessity because they enable us to say black people are black, Russians speak Russian etc...

Side: I am a certified genius