Maybe he was an abortion turned sex slave in heaven who got sick of their sh!t?

You mean he was once one of the original examples of child porn?? Poor guy. No wonder he went bad!

He's the angel of the bottomless pit, the great deceiver, the destroyer, the father of this age, and the murderer of souls.

Already argued this in another debate so if you've already seen this, oops:

The argument that God is the evil one usually still goes based on a system of right and wrong, and merely places God as the evil one instead of Satan. However the argument used (God killed millions of people) to prove this misunderstands the context of the proof texts.

For example, criticts point out that God commanded the genocide of millions "just because they were in the promised land". However, if you start to look at the context of the events, it starts to make a little bit more sense. In Genesis when God was talking with Abraham, God promised the land to Abraham (Genesis 15:18) but couldn’t give it to him yet because the iniquity of the current occupants “wasn’t full” (Genesis 15:16). God wasn’t just going to kick out a nation because his people were special. In fact, God specifically said the Hebrews weren’t special (Deuteronomy 7:7). At all. God was using the Hebrews as a form of judgement, just as God would use other nations to judge Israel later.

But just how bad were these people, really? Well in the book of Judges it shows us a glimpse of what these people were like. In Judges chapter 19, it tells the story of a man that walked into a town of Benjamites. An old man sees the stranger and quickly tells him to get out of the street. Some time later, the men of the street surround the house and demand that the old man release the stranger. Fearing for his life, the old man shoves his concubine out the door instead. The men rape her continously until she collapses and dies in the morning.

This is the kind of behavior that was taking place in the Promised Land before the Hebrews claimed the land. The Benjamites did what they did because they were influenced by the previous inhabitants, who were the group of people that God told the Hebrews to wipe out. This rape wasn’t an isolated incident in the surrounding area, this was a regular occurrence that was a cultural norm that took place before the Israelites conquered the land, and the Benjamites were judged just as the previous inhabitants were.

This incident also gives us some incite into how people were when God decided to flood the whole Earth. People weren’t just a little mean or a little selfish, the entire world was filled with murder, rape, and absolute selfishness and hate. Or as the Bible puts it “God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.” God wasn’t being unjust, bloodthirsty, or homicidal. God let mankind continue until God had no choice but to judge the people except for a select few who wanted to follow Him. Even God’s commandments of violence were out of justice and love.

Aaaah... that was a beautiful strawman. But as always, the atheists leave out the "why". "Why" did God do or allow? If He had done nothing, then the Atheists would come after Him doing nothing. It's a logical fallacy. God destroyed the worshippers of Baal, thus he is evil. But if he hadn't destroyed them, the Atheists would say "why didn't He destroy the Baal worshippers who were cooking babies alive in sacrifices to the devil?" Atheists don't seem to grasp the concept of omniscience, of knowing the end justifies the means. Instead they rebel, dependent only on the carnal, which leadeth to destruction and death.

You must have never read the Quran or listened to an atheist church sermon. Nevertheless, the atheist failure to grasp the concept of the ends justifying the means is on? Atheism.

If you are not a murderer, then you have a child and they do murder, you are not the "author of murder". You are the murderer's father. This really isn't that hard of logic. I'm disappointed with the Atheists on this site. I expected more.

You must have missed the first story in the Bible. He's responsible for every single person that has ever died in human history...

And God's command of wrath came to Baal worshippers who literally cooked babies as a sacrifice to the devil himself.

Ha! No, God created science. Satan just has this nasty habit of taking things that God made and make them into something that tryes to harm Him. The Devil has just blinded a lot of people to the science that supports God, which is way more than does not.

So someone has made up a bogus strawman so that they don't have to make coherant arguments again I see.