Jesus Christ never felt the pain of losing a pet.
I mean, if he can bring people back from the dead, then he should be able to bring back his dog from the dead. In fact, it's probably easier to bring backa dog than a person. I bet he practiced bringing back animals before trying to bring back Lazarous. Can you imagine how bad it would have looked if he tried to bring back lazarous and he couldn't 'cause he hadn't practiced and he was a little bit rusty?
I'm sure he didn't
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