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 Jobs You'd Like To Attempt (18)

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Jobs You'd Like To Attempt

I once made a list of 50 jobs I'd like to have for just one day. It was an idea from my friend who wanted to work at a McDonalds for a day, just to screw up royally. But really I'd like to give these jobs my college try. They include things like: Nun, Cranberry Farmer, Proffesional Golfer, Florist, Astronaut, Senator, Pimp and many more.

So in the words of the great James Lipton:

**What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?**

Please be insightful, and detailed.

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The guy driving the fire truck, not the guy that has to run into the burning building, just drive the truck,



Ice Cream Quality Control Specialist,

Train Conductor,

Whatever it is that Richard Branson does nowadays, that looks like a fun job. ;)

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OMG! Ice Cream Quality Control Specialist. Frickin' Amen.

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OMG...DOUBLE friggin' amen to that one! YUM!!!'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

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Food Photography Designer

There exists people in the world who's sole purpose it is in life is to make food look awesome for photographs. Where would we be in this world if eateries such as McDonalds had photographs on their menus that actually looked like the food you were served? I would love to be one of these awesome people who makes everyone think "oh, fucking yum" whenever they see an awesome looking photograph of food.

Om nom nom nom.

Pornography Caster

Someone, somewhere, has to ensure that the women in porn are of the highest possible standard. I put it to you that the perfect man for this job is infact... me.

Theoretical Physicist

Ok, this one's a little unrealistic as I'm entirely underqualified for this position. I suppose I could just hypothesise stuff that would be impossible to test?

Paranormal Investigator

If there's something strange in the neighbourhood, call me. People investigating paranormal claims need to be skeptics, and I'm the biggest skeptic of the paranormal going. I suppose I could always bring a dash of realism to the fray.

"There is no Dana, only Xaeon."

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"Someone, somewhere, has to ensure that the women in porn are of the highest possible standard. I put it to you that the perfect man for this job is infact... me."

Not always to the highest possible standard, believe you me. There are some nasty ass girls in the porn industry... some hellsa nasty ass strippers too.

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I agree. I was actually implying that, because of this, someone needs to be called in to keep the porn industry in check. When I become the ultimate porn casting supreme lord, there will be no clemency on the uglies.

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If I could ever work again I would most probably love to attempt the following:

1. Medical Doctor or Psychiatrist

2. Pilot for major airline

3. Camel driver for caravans of business

4. A Japanese Geisha

5. Watercolor Artist, Oriental Artwork

6. Writer of Children's books or Ghostwriter of Memoirs

7. Rodeo Star

8. On the Joints Chiefs of Staff! (me, a Democratic Liberal)

9. Secretary of State

10. Mayor of New York City

Of course, at my age I couldn't since I'm not trained to do any of these things but how interesting would this stuff be? Verrrrry interesting to me and loads of fun combined with much traveling.

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A Naval officer,

a world-renowned surgeon,

a pilot,

maybe a teacher, but only for a little bit, not as a profession,

a video game tester,

a motivational speaker.

Well, I cheated a little... The first two are legitimate goals for my life. :) And the third is what I want to go into in the Navy.

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I'd like to be a football coach. Preferably in the College or the NFL level. You make a lot money and have fun but it also challenging.

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And get fired after every single bad season... or at least that was the case this past season.

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Well, as a career I want to either do something in politics, or be a pilot.

But for fun, here is my list:

Talk Radio (about politics)

Sports Writer

Food Photographer (I'm just curious to see how they make the food look so good, do they prepare it extra special or is it edited on the computer?)

Weather man

News Anchor

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FBI Agent: In which I do investigative work, attacking a top most wanted criminal (or arresting them, whatever).

Panda keeper: aka, zoologist, but working specifically with Pandas.

Take care of a snow leopard (feed, bathe, play, sleep) without it biting my ass off.

Food critic.

Cake taster/critic for ANY reason whatsoever (b/c I love cake just that much).

Movie producer and editor.

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The Chairman of the Board of Governors of the United States Federal Reserve


To print money not only for myself, non-recourse of course, but for family, friends, neighbors, strangers, and everyone at CD.

Look up! I'll be using a helicopter for the allocation of funds.

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I really hate feeling angry; which is why I try not to have a strong position an anything. Therefore, I would like to find out what it's like to be either a Tibetan or a Shaolin monk. Probably Shaolin monk is better because if someone does piss me off then I can kick their ass and be done with it. That's what I call, "closure" ;)

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Pssst... Well then what the heck are you doing here? I'm outraged!!!

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Oh, you guys don't piss me off. You guys make me laugh ;)

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come on i wana be a PORN STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I would like to attempt to be a television talk show host. I think I can ask those questions that other talk show hosts are scared to ask.

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