Life is a sexually transmitted, terminal disease
If you're infected with life, you will die. No one has survived life yet. It's a very slow death. The disease usually starts when some man tells some woman that he has the cure. An anti-biotic that needs to be administered by a beef injection. It's OK if taken orally but otherwise, it infects some poor unsuspecting soul with life. That soul will eventually complain, "Hey, I didn't ask to be born!" It's all very tragic. ;)
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Wait..., what? No!
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Wow, never looked at life that way before. So technically, I am a sexually transmitted terminal disease, going on with my daily life, until one day I get together with an another sexually transmitted terminal disease to have a baby disease. Glad I have lots of time before that happens, because I am not sure how I am going to feel about having a disease baby.
perfect argument for abortion
Doctor: "I'm sorry to be the one to break the news to you but you have a terminal disease."
Patient: "Oh dear! What are you going to do?"
Doctor: "I'm going to administer a deadly cocktail of barbiturates."
Patient: "But won't that kill me?"
Doctor: "Yeah, but you're going to die anyway."
Patient: "Yeah, but what if I want to live a little longer?"
What is it about this disease called life that people would want to prolong it?
Just asking ;)
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